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    • JaredBuschJ
      JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
      last edited by

      @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

      "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, "

      I wholeheartedly disagree.

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      • nadnerBN
        nadnerB
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        @jaredbusch said in Sayings I Hate:

        Do we not already have a thread for this? Or am I just this used to @scottalanmiller ranting.

        27 APR 2018

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller
          last edited by

          https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/wqje1tuvjnacpmlguyink9ndhaj1jk9rmvilmqww6vo.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

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          • CCWTechC
            CCWTech @scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

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            • WLS-ITGuyW
              WLS-ITGuy
              last edited by

              The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

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              • NerdyDadN
                NerdyDad @WLS-ITGuy
                last edited by

                @wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:

                The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

                "...but it helps"
                Youtube Video

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                • travisdh1T
                  travisdh1 @CCWTech
                  last edited by

                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

                  Close, but not quite. There are no good technological solutions to behavioral problems. Is what it should be!

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    Corey Quinn: The best architectures emphasize quick recovery. The worst architectures try to make failure impossible.

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      I would say, that they make it APPEAR that failure is impossible 😉

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                      • DustinB3403D
                        DustinB3403
                        last edited by DustinB3403

                        Form over Function

                        It's such a great one, makes me laugh every time.

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                        • notverypunnyN
                          notverypunny
                          last edited by notverypunny

                          May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                          • You can't fix stupid
                          • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                          -- also pretty much anything on despair.com 🙂

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                          • DustinB3403D
                            DustinB3403 @notverypunny
                            last edited by

                            @notverypunny said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                            • You can't fix stupid
                            • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                            -- also pretty much anything on deapair.com 🙂

                            Link no worky.

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                            • notverypunnyN
                              notverypunny @DustinB3403
                              last edited by

                              @DustinB3403 fixed the link... this is why I love tab completion on the cli

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                              • ObsolesceO
                                Obsolesce
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                                "Nothing is more permanent than temporary"

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                                • ysapirY
                                  ysapir
                                  last edited by

                                  Your lack of planning does not constitute my emergency. Especially if I warned you repeatedly.

                                  by the way ...I LOVE this one.
                                  Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you. - SAM

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                                  • ysapirY
                                    ysapir @scottalanmiller
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                                    @scottalanmiller
                                    ever notice that in the cartoon world the bad guy would say alot "But that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!" when they start to lose.
                                    especially Cobra Commander.

                                    Always confused me. how could you be SO arrogant to think that everything you do is foolproof?

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      20125312_17_600_431.jpg

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                                      • dafyreD
                                        dafyre @ysapir
                                        last edited by

                                        @ysapir said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                        "But that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!" when they start to lose.

                                        Inconceivable!

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                                        • wirestyle22W
                                          wirestyle22 @scottalanmiller
                                          last edited by

                                          @scottalanmiller This one applies to me on the receiving end sometimes. Trying to change that behavior

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                                          • nadnerBN
                                            nadnerB
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                                            "There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors"

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