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    • CCWTechC
      CCWTech
      last edited by CCWTech

      Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cats!)

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      • LilAngL
        LilAng @CCWTech
        last edited by

        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

        Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

        It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

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        • CCWTechC
          CCWTech @LilAng
          last edited by

          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

          Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

          It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

          Dork!

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          • LilAngL
            LilAng @CCWTech
            last edited by

            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

            Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

            It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

            Dork!

            "I want my mtv" -Sting

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            • CCWTechC
              CCWTech @LilAng
              last edited by

              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

              @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

              @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

              Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

              It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

              Dork!

              "I want my mtv" -Sting

              Is that an I.T. Quote?

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              • LilAngL
                LilAng @CCWTech
                last edited by

                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                Dork!

                "I want my mtv" -Sting

                Is that an I.T. Quote?

                Hell yea.

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                • ObsolesceO
                  Obsolesce @LilAng
                  last edited by

                  @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                  It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                  Dork!

                  "I want my mtv" -Sting

                  Wasn't that Dire Straits?

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                  • CCWTechC
                    CCWTech @Obsolesce
                    last edited by

                    @tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

                    It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

                    Dork!

                    "I want my mtv" -Sting

                    Wasn't that Dire Straits?

                    Yes, featuring Sting.

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                    • CCWTechC
                      CCWTech
                      last edited by

                      I can't believe this one isn't here already.

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                      • Mike DavisM
                        Mike Davis
                        last edited by

                        It's not DNS
                        There's no way it's DNS
                        It was DNS

                        Can't find the original source of that gem.

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                        • NashBrydgesN
                          NashBrydges
                          last edited by

                          Could be universal and not necessarily IT related but still fits.

                          "You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle" - Unknown

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                          • DustinB3403D
                            DustinB3403 @NashBrydges
                            last edited by

                            @nashbrydges depending on the puddle...

                            Has adult language

                            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqYbWuoVXI

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

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                              • travisdh1T
                                travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
                                last edited by

                                @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

                                Because I've never used Ruby before. Of course the next week and I develop would be my first!

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                                • JaredBuschJ
                                  JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
                                  last edited by

                                  @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, "

                                  I wholeheartedly disagree.

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                                  • nadnerBN
                                    nadnerB
                                    last edited by

                                    @jaredbusch said in Sayings I Hate:

                                    Do we not already have a thread for this? Or am I just this used to @scottalanmiller ranting.

                                    27 APR 2018

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/wqje1tuvjnacpmlguyink9ndhaj1jk9rmvilmqww6vo.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

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                                      • CCWTechC
                                        CCWTech @scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

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                                        • WLS-ITGuyW
                                          WLS-ITGuy
                                          last edited by

                                          The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

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                                          • NerdyDadN
                                            NerdyDad @WLS-ITGuy
                                            last edited by

                                            @wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                            The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

                                            "...but it helps"
                                            Youtube Video

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