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    • CCWTechC
      CCWTech @LilAng
      last edited by

      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

      Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

      It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

      Dork!

      "I want my mtv" -Sting

      Is that an I.T. Quote?

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      • LilAngL
        LilAng @CCWTech
        last edited by

        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

        @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

        @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

        Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

        It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

        Dork!

        "I want my mtv" -Sting

        Is that an I.T. Quote?

        Hell yea.

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        • ObsolesceO
          Obsolesce @LilAng
          last edited by

          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

          @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

          Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

          It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

          Dork!

          "I want my mtv" -Sting

          Wasn't that Dire Straits?

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          • CCWTechC
            CCWTech @Obsolesce
            last edited by

            @tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:

            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

            @tech1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

            @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

            Dealing with this failed update I'm thinking I could go play with dogs for a living! (not Cat's!)

            It's ok man, at least now you know where Arkansas is.

            Dork!

            "I want my mtv" -Sting

            Wasn't that Dire Straits?

            Yes, featuring Sting.

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            • CCWTechC
              CCWTech
              last edited by

              I can't believe this one isn't here already.

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              • Mike DavisM
                Mike Davis
                last edited by

                It's not DNS
                There's no way it's DNS
                It was DNS

                Can't find the original source of that gem.

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                • NashBrydgesN
                  NashBrydges
                  last edited by

                  Could be universal and not necessarily IT related but still fits.

                  "You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle" - Unknown

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                  • DustinB3403D
                    DustinB3403 @NashBrydges
                    last edited by

                    @nashbrydges depending on the puddle...

                    Has adult language

                    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqYbWuoVXI

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

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                      • travisdh1T
                        travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

                        Because I've never used Ruby before. Of course the next week and I develop would be my first!

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                        • JaredBuschJ
                          JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
                          last edited by

                          @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, "

                          I wholeheartedly disagree.

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                          • nadnerBN
                            nadnerB
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                            @jaredbusch said in Sayings I Hate:

                            Do we not already have a thread for this? Or am I just this used to @scottalanmiller ranting.

                            27 APR 2018

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller
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                              • CCWTechC
                                CCWTech @scottalanmiller
                                last edited by

                                Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

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                                • WLS-ITGuyW
                                  WLS-ITGuy
                                  last edited by

                                  The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

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                                  • NerdyDadN
                                    NerdyDad @WLS-ITGuy
                                    last edited by

                                    @wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

                                    "...but it helps"
                                    Youtube Video

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                                    • travisdh1T
                                      travisdh1 @CCWTech
                                      last edited by

                                      @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

                                      Close, but not quite. There are no good technological solutions to behavioral problems. Is what it should be!

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller
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                                        Corey Quinn: The best architectures emphasize quick recovery. The worst architectures try to make failure impossible.

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller
                                          last edited by

                                          I would say, that they make it APPEAR that failure is impossible 😉

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                                          • DustinB3403D
                                            DustinB3403
                                            last edited by DustinB3403

                                            Form over Function

                                            It's such a great one, makes me laugh every time.

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