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    • NashBrydgesN
      NashBrydges
      last edited by

      Could be universal and not necessarily IT related but still fits.

      "You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle" - Unknown

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      • DustinB3403D
        DustinB3403 @NashBrydges
        last edited by

        @nashbrydges depending on the puddle...

        Has adult language

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqYbWuoVXI

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller
          last edited by

          Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

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          • travisdh1T
            travisdh1 @scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

            Today's quote from our development intern: "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, but why in the holy hell does anyone use anything but rails for any web apps?"

            Because I've never used Ruby before. Of course the next week and I develop would be my first!

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            • JaredBuschJ
              JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
              last edited by

              @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

              "This is kind of unprofessional to use bad language, "

              I wholeheartedly disagree.

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              • nadnerBN
                nadnerB
                last edited by

                @jaredbusch said in Sayings I Hate:

                Do we not already have a thread for this? Or am I just this used to @scottalanmiller ranting.

                27 APR 2018

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2018/07/wqje1tuvjnacpmlguyink9ndhaj1jk9rmvilmqww6vo.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

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                  • CCWTechC
                    CCWTech @scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

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                    • WLS-ITGuyW
                      WLS-ITGuy
                      last edited by

                      The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

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                      • NerdyDadN
                        NerdyDad @WLS-ITGuy
                        last edited by

                        @wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:

                        The Services manager at my 1st MSP gig said that "Efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"

                        "...but it helps"
                        Youtube Video

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                        • travisdh1T
                          travisdh1 @CCWTech
                          last edited by

                          @ccwtech said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          Ed Crowley MVP "There are seldom good technological solutions to behavioral problems."

                          Close, but not quite. There are no good technological solutions to behavioral problems. Is what it should be!

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller
                            last edited by

                            Corey Quinn: The best architectures emphasize quick recovery. The worst architectures try to make failure impossible.

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              I would say, that they make it APPEAR that failure is impossible 😉

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                              • DustinB3403D
                                DustinB3403
                                last edited by DustinB3403

                                Form over Function

                                It's such a great one, makes me laugh every time.

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                                • notverypunnyN
                                  notverypunny
                                  last edited by notverypunny

                                  May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                                  • You can't fix stupid
                                  • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                                  -- also pretty much anything on despair.com 🙂

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                                  • DustinB3403D
                                    DustinB3403 @notverypunny
                                    last edited by

                                    @notverypunny said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                    May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

                                    • You can't fix stupid
                                    • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

                                    -- also pretty much anything on deapair.com 🙂

                                    Link no worky.

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                                    • notverypunnyN
                                      notverypunny @DustinB3403
                                      last edited by

                                      @DustinB3403 fixed the link... this is why I love tab completion on the cli

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                                      • ObsolesceO
                                        Obsolesce
                                        last edited by

                                        "Nothing is more permanent than temporary"

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                                        • ysapirY
                                          ysapir
                                          last edited by

                                          Your lack of planning does not constitute my emergency. Especially if I warned you repeatedly.

                                          by the way ...I LOVE this one.
                                          Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you. - SAM

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                                          • ysapirY
                                            ysapir @scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            @scottalanmiller
                                            ever notice that in the cartoon world the bad guy would say alot "But that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!" when they start to lose.
                                            especially Cobra Commander.

                                            Always confused me. how could you be SO arrogant to think that everything you do is foolproof?

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