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      Carnival Boy @scottalanmiller
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      @scottalanmiller said:

      Often these are my own quotes because I have a huge ego

      😉

      Deciding what not to do is as important as deciding what to do - Steve Jobs

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      • gjacobseG
        gjacobse
        last edited by

        Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy., - Joseph Campbell

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        • NicN
          Nic
          last edited by

          Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.
          –Andrew Tanenbaum

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          • nadnerBN
            nadnerB
            last edited by

            This was a quote from someone on SpiceWorks but I can't remember who posted it 😞
            SysAdmin.jpg

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            • NetworkNerdN
              NetworkNerd
              last edited by NetworkNerd

              This will always be one of my favorites (quoting @scottalanmiller 😞

              That's like shooting yourself in the face today to avoid maybe getting a headache next year.

              (Taken from http://community.spiceworks.com/topic/232833-creatively-rebuilding-a-server-infrastructure-on-vsphere-5-and-backing-it-up?page=4)

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller
                last edited by

                That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

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                • NetworkNerdN
                  NetworkNerd @scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  @scottalanmiller said:

                  That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

                  Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller @NetworkNerd
                    last edited by

                    @NetworkNerd said:

                    @scottalanmiller said:

                    That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

                    Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

                    I need to do that too

                    At least I started recording the quotes.

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                    • lanceL
                      lance
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                      It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

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                        scottalanmiller @lance
                        last edited by

                        @lance said:

                        It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

                        Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

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                        • lanceL
                          lance @scottalanmiller
                          last edited by lance

                          @scottalanmiller said:

                          @lance said:

                          It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

                          Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

                          It's good stuff. Here is a link https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/122118-virtualization-can-i-host-a-64-bit-vm-on-a-32-bit-host?page=2

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                          • MattSpellerM
                            MattSpeller
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                            Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                              last edited by

                              @MattSpeller said:

                              Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

                              –Andrew Tanenbaum

                              See a few posts to the north.

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                              • MattSpellerM
                                MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                                last edited by

                                @scottalanmiller good grief that's twice now that I've done that today. Thank you for the correction & attribution.

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                                • gjacobseG
                                  gjacobse
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                                  ("It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature!"

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    Just added this one...

                                    That's like looking under the hood of your car to figure out why Jiffy Lube isn't open on Sundays.

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                                    • DustinB3403D
                                      DustinB3403
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                                      I don't have to believe in it for you to be lucky

                                      Regarding said being very lucky that Cryptolocker didn't spread.

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                                      • art_of_shredA
                                        art_of_shred Banned
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                                        "In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams" ~ Dilbert (Elbonian saying)

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                                        • MattSpellerM
                                          MattSpeller
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                                          There's always time to do it right the second time - Unknown, heard on youtube channel AvE

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                                          • gjacobseG
                                            gjacobse
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                                            It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.

                                            –John Brunner

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