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    • thanksajdotcomT
      thanksajdotcom
      last edited by thanksajdotcom

      "If I can get the packets to the cloud, I can make magic" - Scott Haskins, CTO of Pertino

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      • gjacobseG
        gjacobse
        last edited by

        "Don't let the magic smoke out, IT is what makes it all work" My electronics teacher.

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        • C
          Carnival Boy @scottalanmiller
          last edited by

          @scottalanmiller said:

          Often these are my own quotes because I have a huge ego

          ๐Ÿ˜‰

          Deciding what not to do is as important as deciding what to do - Steve Jobs

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          • gjacobseG
            gjacobse
            last edited by

            Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy., - Joseph Campbell

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            • NicN
              Nic
              last edited by

              Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.
              โ€“Andrew Tanenbaum

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              • nadnerBN
                nadnerB
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                This was a quote from someone on SpiceWorks but I can't remember who posted it ๐Ÿ˜ž
                SysAdmin.jpg

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                • NetworkNerdN
                  NetworkNerd
                  last edited by NetworkNerd

                  This will always be one of my favorites (quoting @scottalanmiller ๐Ÿ˜ž

                  That's like shooting yourself in the face today to avoid maybe getting a headache next year.

                  (Taken from http://community.spiceworks.com/topic/232833-creatively-rebuilding-a-server-infrastructure-on-vsphere-5-and-backing-it-up?page=4)

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

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                    • NetworkNerdN
                      NetworkNerd @scottalanmiller
                      last edited by

                      @scottalanmiller said:

                      That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

                      Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller @NetworkNerd
                        last edited by

                        @NetworkNerd said:

                        @scottalanmiller said:

                        That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

                        Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

                        I need to do that too

                        At least I started recording the quotes.

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                        • lanceL
                          lance
                          last edited by

                          It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller @lance
                            last edited by

                            @lance said:

                            It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

                            Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

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                            • lanceL
                              lance @scottalanmiller
                              last edited by lance

                              @scottalanmiller said:

                              @lance said:

                              It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

                              Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

                              It's good stuff. Here is a link https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/122118-virtualization-can-i-host-a-64-bit-vm-on-a-32-bit-host?page=2

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                              • MattSpellerM
                                MattSpeller
                                last edited by

                                Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                                  last edited by

                                  @MattSpeller said:

                                  Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

                                  โ€“Andrew Tanenbaum

                                  See a few posts to the north.

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                                  • MattSpellerM
                                    MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    @scottalanmiller good grief that's twice now that I've done that today. Thank you for the correction & attribution.

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                                    • gjacobseG
                                      gjacobse
                                      last edited by

                                      ("It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature!"

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        Just added this one...

                                        That's like looking under the hood of your car to figure out why Jiffy Lube isn't open on Sundays.

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                                        • DustinB3403D
                                          DustinB3403
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                                          I don't have to believe in it for you to be lucky

                                          Regarding said being very lucky that Cryptolocker didn't spread.

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                                          • art_of_shredA
                                            art_of_shred
                                            last edited by

                                            "In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams" ~ Dilbert (Elbonian saying)

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