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    • NetworkNerdN
      NetworkNerd @scottalanmiller
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      @scottalanmiller said:

      That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

      Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

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      • scottalanmillerS
        scottalanmiller @NetworkNerd
        last edited by

        @NetworkNerd said:

        @scottalanmiller said:

        That's why I had to have this thread, I forget some of these!

        Maybe you should start a database of SAM analogies.

        I need to do that too

        At least I started recording the quotes.

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        • lanceL
          lance
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          It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller @lance
            last edited by

            @lance said:

            It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

            Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

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            • lanceL
              lance @scottalanmiller
              last edited by lance

              @scottalanmiller said:

              @lance said:

              It is neither rude nor condescending to trust someone and assume that they did use common sense themselves. -Scott Alan Miller

              Love it, any idea when or where I originally said it?

              It's good stuff. Here is a link https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/122118-virtualization-can-i-host-a-64-bit-vm-on-a-32-bit-host?page=2

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              • MattSpellerM
                MattSpeller
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                Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                  last edited by

                  @MattSpeller said:

                  Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

                  –Andrew Tanenbaum

                  See a few posts to the north.

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                  • MattSpellerM
                    MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    @scottalanmiller good grief that's twice now that I've done that today. Thank you for the correction & attribution.

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                    • gjacobseG
                      gjacobse
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                      ("It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature!"

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        Just added this one...

                        That's like looking under the hood of your car to figure out why Jiffy Lube isn't open on Sundays.

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                        • DustinB3403D
                          DustinB3403
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                          I don't have to believe in it for you to be lucky

                          Regarding said being very lucky that Cryptolocker didn't spread.

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                          • art_of_shredA
                            art_of_shred
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                            "In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams" ~ Dilbert (Elbonian saying)

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                            • MattSpellerM
                              MattSpeller
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                              There's always time to do it right the second time - Unknown, heard on youtube channel AvE

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                              • gjacobseG
                                gjacobse
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                                It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.

                                –John Brunner

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                                • gjacobseG
                                  gjacobse
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                                  Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                                  –Aldous Huxley

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                                  • MattSpellerM
                                    MattSpeller @gjacobse
                                    last edited by

                                    @gjacobse said:

                                    Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                                    –Aldous Huxley

                                    Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                                      last edited by

                                      @MattSpeller said:

                                      @gjacobse said:

                                      Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                                      –Aldous Huxley

                                      Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

                                      Less of a quote, more of a book title.

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                                      • MattSpellerM
                                        MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        @scottalanmiller couldn't help myself once triggered by the previous post - an excellent book 🙂

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller
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                                          I have that book.

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            Added: "Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you."

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