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    • MattSpellerM
      MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
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      @scottalanmiller good grief that's twice now that I've done that today. Thank you for the correction & attribution.

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      • gjacobseG
        gjacobse
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        ("It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature!"

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller
          last edited by

          Just added this one...

          That's like looking under the hood of your car to figure out why Jiffy Lube isn't open on Sundays.

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          • DustinB3403D
            DustinB3403
            last edited by

            I don't have to believe in it for you to be lucky

            Regarding said being very lucky that Cryptolocker didn't spread.

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            • art_of_shredA
              art_of_shred
              last edited by

              "In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams" ~ Dilbert (Elbonian saying)

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              • MattSpellerM
                MattSpeller
                last edited by

                There's always time to do it right the second time - Unknown, heard on youtube channel AvE

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                • gjacobseG
                  gjacobse
                  last edited by

                  It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.

                  –John Brunner

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                  • gjacobseG
                    gjacobse
                    last edited by

                    Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                    –Aldous Huxley

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                    • MattSpellerM
                      MattSpeller @gjacobse
                      last edited by

                      @gjacobse said:

                      Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                      –Aldous Huxley

                      Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                        last edited by

                        @MattSpeller said:

                        @gjacobse said:

                        Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                        –Aldous Huxley

                        Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

                        Less of a quote, more of a book title.

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                        • MattSpellerM
                          MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                          last edited by

                          @scottalanmiller couldn't help myself once triggered by the previous post - an excellent book 🙂

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller
                            last edited by

                            I have that book.

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              Added: "Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you."

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                              • DustinB3403D
                                DustinB3403
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                                "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

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                                • nadnerBN
                                  nadnerB @DustinB3403
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                                  @DustinB3403 said:

                                  "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                                  Nothing is fool proof to the sufficiently talented fool. 😉
                                  (I think it might also apply to the stupid)

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                                  • JoyJ
                                    Joy @DustinB3403
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                                    @DustinB3403 said:

                                    "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                                    @DustinB3403 Words of Wisdom

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                                    • dafyreD
                                      dafyre
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                                      "If data is valuable enough to be stored, it should be backed up." -- @scottalanmiller

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                                      • RobQR
                                        RobQ
                                        last edited by

                                        "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller @RobQ
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                                          @RobQ said:

                                          "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

                                          I think that the better one was "I can't talk now, if you can't help me get out of this garage and aren't the police I can't talk to you.".... Click.

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                                          • dafyreD
                                            dafyre
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                                            "IT Is not a series of checkboxes" --@scottalanmiller

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