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The courier company had no idea of her winnings. “I knew something was wrong because I came back from lunch and the door to my office was closed,” said the manager. I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”
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http://files.explosm.net/comics/Kris/billion.png?t=7CB22E
God got a little dark after those 7 days...
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Effing Tourists.
The folks in the MDX opened their doors and started to get out to take pictures of the "cute bears" (my thought of what was in their mind). The bears took an immediate interest in them. They changed their minds right properly quick (RPQ)!
Black bears are fresh flesh eaters while brown like carrion for the maggots.
This pic was taken on a back road up into the mountains Northwest of Banff, Alberta a few years back.
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@PhlipElder said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Black bears are fresh flesh eaters while brown like carrion for the maggots.
Whoa...TIL
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@PhlipElder it's kinda sad that nature didn't get to deselect them. Darwin award avoided.
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@RojoLoco said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@PhlipElder it's kinda sad that nature didn't get to deselect them. Darwin award avoided.
My wife and I had a really good laugh over the situation afterwards. Breath was held there for a bit with my prepping for the possibility of an intervention.
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Holy crapspackle.... I know vintage guitars go for lots of money, but I think this might be one of the highest priced axes I've ever seen. One of only a dozen known to exist.
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Sometimes I have to amuse myself.
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@RojoLoco said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Holy crapspackle.... I know vintage guitars go for lots of money, but I think this might be one of the highest priced axes I've ever seen. One of only a dozen known to exist.
$200G in Canuckistan dollars is pretty cheap given its vintage.
That's all nice and everything, but what does it sound like?
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@PhlipElder said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@RojoLoco said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Holy crapspackle.... I know vintage guitars go for lots of money, but I think this might be one of the highest priced axes I've ever seen. One of only a dozen known to exist.
$200G in Canuckistan dollars is pretty cheap given its vintage.
That's all nice and everything, but what does it sound like?
That being said, for me, a 1959 Cadillac Biarritz convertible in reasonable condition would have me at get-go.
We have a large enough garage for a rotisserie so that a full frame-off restoration could be done.
It would be a Resto-Mod though.
We'd be finding a written off CTS-V Supercharged and transplanting the drive line into the '59.
550bhp and good looks. One couldn't ask for more as a daily driver.
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So I never post online petitions, because they are all pretty dumb and pointless, but this one is a freaking great idea...
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