@gjacobse said in ManageEngine: Desktop Central - MFA:

@scottalanmiller

It is a gas soaked bonfire waiting for a match.

Fixed that for you.

@carnival-boy said in Time Tracking:

I've tried a few. I'm good at starting a timer but then always forget to stop it and end up getting a notification that I've been working on a 15 minute task for 22 hours non-stop.

Same

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@krzykat said in What did you have for lunch or dinner today?:

@scottalanmiller What makes nachos breakfast nachos ?

Eggs

Lullaby version
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@Dashrender said:

seriously, we're going to have this argument?

It isn't a new argument

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@Pete-S said in What does your desk look like?:

@Dashrender said in What does your desk look like?:

Might also consider a ring light.

Actually the white wall that is just behind the laptop is much better than a ring light. Just bounce a light source of it and you'll get a very nice light. Search for "bounce lighting" if you want examples.

I have this setup - I have a LED lap that I pointed a the wall and turned the camera on - much better lighting for video calls and wat not.

Thanks for the idea!

@thanksaj said:

@Reid-Cooper said:

Modern calculators have way more power than older video game systems.

I was told our TI-84 calculators are more powerful than what they used to send men to the moon...that's just scary...

Especially when you consider the new, full-color TI-nSpire calculators they are making kids get nowadays...

@ajstringham OIC

@Reid-Cooper said:

@Dominica said:

@ajstringham said:

It involves a lot of sex on a beach and a parking garage. That's two separate line items though.

snort If only it also involved a stripper and a camel, yours would be an even more awesome description.

now this is a story that I have not heard!

Because that's all it is, a story. Lol

@scottalanmiller said:

@Dominica said:

LOL, some of those are pretty barn disturbing.

FTFY

FTFY - Be lazy. 😉

I'm recruiting at the moment and I don't think we've had a single application without at least one spelling mistake, typo or grammatical error. I'm having to review my policy of automatically binning any applications with errors.

@thecreativeone91 said:

@MattKing Yep, similar technology. The stove uses induction with an electromagnet with a moving field to generate heat though.

@thecreativeone91 Ahh, see I might not understand that directly, but it makes more sense in my head. Off to Wikipedia!

All the more reason to keep your tech up to date. Obsolete stuff is obsolete for a reason: It's obsolete.

@scottalanmiller I agree, it just goes to show how important proactive and layered security is. I'm always a fan of the occasional NIFO, because well... tinfoil hat.

Hahaha new method of cleaning computers..
I should introduce this to my boss, We have 400 computers to be cleaned soon hahahahah 👍

Seeing teens' weird reactions to things makes me feel old. Like they didn't know about the sad endings of faery tales already?

@technobabble That's awesome!