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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Ha ha ha. They're fun and cute and cuddly as long as they A) are not chewing on your finger, and B) Not moving into your attic.
Edit: I meant the bats.
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@dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Ha ha ha. They're fun and cute and cuddly as long as they A) are not chewing on your finger, and B) Not moving into your attic.
I concur, kids are cute if they don't do these things.
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@DustinB3403 Post fixed, lol.
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
lmao. I have a ton of people here where I would not be surprised if they did that.
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2019/01/2741007-18.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600
It should be patients are a virtue. huh dummies.
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@DustinB3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
I threaten my children with this.
Tell them if they continue to argue about taking their temperature that i will shove it up their butt. I showed them the instruction manual to prove it was true too.
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@scottalanmiller so many stupid people everywhere. But yeah getting your stupid verified permanently is a thing too
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@DustinB3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
I believe the one on the left, but the one on the right, well, since it's America I imagine he has a fully loaded, huge Ford F-150 that he drives to and from his house in the suburbs through the rugged hills and terrain that a truck like that is for: the Henry Hudson Parkway. Sure, it's a 45 minute drive at 4am so he can beat grid lock, but hey man, he's a man, he's an American. He likes his job at ConEd though, until they destroy his 401k which won't matter anyway he cashed it out to redo the deck. Gotta keep it up though, his wife has a massive SUV "for the room" but the only have one kid and they never buy groceries, just take out every night. And they bought some crappy McMansion out in Westchester.
Sometimes, while at the top of that pole he solemnly looks into the distance realises that his coworkers don't have cars, sure they pay high rent in the city, but they just take public transport, and overall it'd be cheaper than gas, insurance, all of that because he needs full coverage you know.
Damn, he should have stayed in Bayside.
(This isn't meant to be some angsty post about American life, I'm just screwing around trying to capture the mirror image of the one on the left as far as reality of some people goes.)
