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    • mlnewsM
      mlnews
      last edited by

      What about just naming it Mango?

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      • ?
        A Former User
        last edited by

        Slaughter is that an appropriate name?

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        • NicN
          Nic
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          Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

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          • Minion QueenM
            Minion Queen
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            You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).

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            • coliverC
              coliver @Nic
              last edited by

              @Nic said:

              Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

              Terminator. She will mow down viruses and spit out the bad code.

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              • PSX_DefectorP
                PSX_Defector @Nic
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                @Nic said:

                Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

                What, you don't want a cow named Hamburger? Or Veal?

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  WebRoot: Keeping it Veal

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                  • NicN
                    Nic @PSX_Defector
                    last edited by

                    @PSX_Defector I'd be happy to name the cow Hamburger, but the judges for the contest are the employee's kids who I'm sure don't want to be thinking about how their pet cow is going to end up at the slaughterhouse 🙂

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                    • nadnerBN
                      nadnerB
                      last edited by nadnerB

                      Mooreece
                      (think Maurice + cow noises)

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                      • ?
                        A Former User @Minion Queen
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                        @Minion-Queen said:

                        You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).

                        The Brownie after you have some steak?

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                        • ?
                          A Former User
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                          Ham (short for Hamburger)
                          Bob
                          Executioner
                          Mad Man
                          Home Skillet
                          Son of a Bull

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                          • nadnerBN
                            nadnerB
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                            Stuart
                            (but think Stew-it)

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                            • tonyshowoffT
                              tonyshowoff
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                              omfg, so cute I think I just might explode all over my office!

                              Seriously!

                              Maybe "Moo-valong! Nothing to see here!"

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                              • ?
                                A Former User @tonyshowoff
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                                @tonyshowoff said:

                                might explode all over my office!

                                Don't have a cow! 🙂

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                                • JaredBuschJ
                                  JaredBusch @A Former User
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                                  @thecreativeone91 said:

                                  Don't have a cow! 🙂

                                  man.

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                                  • IRJI
                                    IRJ
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                                    I am not sure why, but the name Vince jumps out at me when I see this calf.

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                                    • MattSpellerM
                                      MattSpeller @dafyre
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                                      @dafyre said:

                                      Chuck Roaster

                                      Several good ones but this is still tops in my book

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                                      • thanksajdotcomT
                                        thanksajdotcom
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                                        My teddy bear that I've had since I was 4 has always been called Bear...so I'm not great at this...that being said...

                                        • MooLord
                                        • Groot (stolen from @Minion-Queen)
                                        • Steve (because, why not?)
                                        • Chocolate Milk (Choco for short)
                                        • Big Bertha (because it's just a scary, badass name)
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