Help name Webroot's very first Guard Cow

dafyre

Still... It's always fun to name the pets... If he misbehaves... T-Bone or Chuck might be good names, lol.

Minion Queen

He's a guard cow so he needs a tough name. Thor or Groot (marvel comics on the brain)

mlnews

What about just naming it Mango?

Slaughter is that an appropriate name?

Nic

Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those

Minion Queen

You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).

coliver

@Nic said:

Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those

Terminator. She will mow down viruses and spit out the bad code.

PSX_Defector

@Nic said:

Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those

What, you don't want a cow named Hamburger? Or Veal?

scottalanmiller

WebRoot: Keeping it Veal

Nic

@PSX_Defector I'd be happy to name the cow Hamburger, but the judges for the contest are the employee's kids who I'm sure don't want to be thinking about how their pet cow is going to end up at the slaughterhouse

nadnerB

Mooreece
(think Maurice + cow noises)

@Minion-Queen said:

You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).

The Brownie after you have some steak?

Ham (short for Hamburger)
Bob
Executioner
Mad Man
Home Skillet
Son of a Bull

nadnerB

Stuart
(but think Stew-it)

tonyshowoff

omfg, so cute I think I just might explode all over my office!

Seriously!

Maybe "Moo-valong! Nothing to see here!"

@tonyshowoff said:

might explode all over my office!

Don't have a cow!

JaredBusch

@thecreativeone91 said:

Don't have a cow!

man.

IRJ

I am not sure why, but the name Vince jumps out at me when I see this calf.

MattSpeller

@dafyre said:

Chuck Roaster

Several good ones but this is still tops in my book

thanksajdotcom

My teddy bear that I've had since I was 4 has always been called Bear...so I'm not great at this...that being said...

MooLord
Groot (stolen from @Minion-Queen)
Steve (because, why not?)
Chocolate Milk (Choco for short)
Big Bertha (because it's just a scary, badass name)