Help name Webroot's very first Guard Cow

Nic

We have a monthly feature on our community of Guard Dogs of Webroot, but this month we're branching out. A newly born calf on one of our employee's farm needs a name, and we need your suggestions:
https://community.webroot.com/t5/Introduce-yourself-to-the/Help-name-the-very-first-Guard-Cow-for-Webroot/m-p/198631

dafyre

Let's go ahead and get the obvious ones out of the way... Somehow, I don't think T-Bone would work.... Nor would Chuck Roaster...

I would post an ansewr of... Arnold! lol.

Nic

@dafyre Nice suggestions We'll only be picking names from the Webroot community thread though, so make sure you post them there too.

mlnews

Will there be a cash prize? If so.... Cash Cow?

mlnews

WebMoooooot?

Nic

No cash prize, just some swag from Shannon's farm.

dafyre

Still... It's always fun to name the pets... If he misbehaves... T-Bone or Chuck might be good names, lol.

Minion Queen

He's a guard cow so he needs a tough name. Thor or Groot (marvel comics on the brain)

mlnews

What about just naming it Mango?

Slaughter is that an appropriate name?

Nic

Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those

Minion Queen

You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).

coliver

@Nic said:

Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those

Terminator. She will mow down viruses and spit out the bad code.

PSX_Defector

@Nic said:

Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those

What, you don't want a cow named Hamburger? Or Veal?

scottalanmiller

WebRoot: Keeping it Veal

Nic

@PSX_Defector I'd be happy to name the cow Hamburger, but the judges for the contest are the employee's kids who I'm sure don't want to be thinking about how their pet cow is going to end up at the slaughterhouse

nadnerB

Mooreece
(think Maurice + cow noises)

@Minion-Queen said:

You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).

The Brownie after you have some steak?

Ham (short for Hamburger)
Bob
Executioner
Mad Man
Home Skillet
Son of a Bull

nadnerB

Stuart
(but think Stew-it)