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    Help name Webroot's very first Guard Cow

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    • NicN
      Nic
      last edited by

      No cash prize, just some swag from Shannon's farm.

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      • dafyreD
        dafyre
        last edited by

        Still... It's always fun to name the pets... If he misbehaves... T-Bone or Chuck might be good names, lol.

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        • Minion QueenM
          Minion Queen Banned
          last edited by

          He's a guard cow so he needs a tough name. Thor or Groot (marvel comics on the brain)

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          • mlnewsM
            mlnews
            last edited by

            What about just naming it Mango?

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            • ?
              A Former User
              last edited by

              Slaughter is that an appropriate name?

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              • NicN
                Nic
                last edited by

                Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

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                • Minion QueenM
                  Minion Queen Banned
                  last edited by

                  You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).

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                  • coliverC
                    coliver @Nic
                    last edited by

                    @Nic said:

                    Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

                    Terminator. She will mow down viruses and spit out the bad code.

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                    • PSX_DefectorP
                      PSX_Defector @Nic
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                      @Nic said:

                      Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

                      What, you don't want a cow named Hamburger? Or Veal?

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        WebRoot: Keeping it Veal

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                        • NicN
                          Nic @PSX_Defector
                          last edited by

                          @PSX_Defector I'd be happy to name the cow Hamburger, but the judges for the contest are the employee's kids who I'm sure don't want to be thinking about how their pet cow is going to end up at the slaughterhouse 🙂

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                          • nadnerBN
                            nadnerB
                            last edited by nadnerB

                            Mooreece
                            (think Maurice + cow noises)

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                            • ?
                              A Former User @Minion Queen
                              last edited by

                              @Minion-Queen said:

                              You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).

                              The Brownie after you have some steak?

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                              • ?
                                A Former User
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                                Ham (short for Hamburger)
                                Bob
                                Executioner
                                Mad Man
                                Home Skillet
                                Son of a Bull

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                                • nadnerBN
                                  nadnerB
                                  last edited by

                                  Stuart
                                  (but think Stew-it)

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                                  • tonyshowoffT
                                    tonyshowoff
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                                    omfg, so cute I think I just might explode all over my office!

                                    Seriously!

                                    Maybe "Moo-valong! Nothing to see here!"

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                                    • ?
                                      A Former User @tonyshowoff
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                                      @tonyshowoff said:

                                      might explode all over my office!

                                      Don't have a cow! 🙂

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                                      • JaredBuschJ
                                        JaredBusch @A Former User
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                                        @thecreativeone91 said:

                                        Don't have a cow! 🙂

                                        man.

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                                        • IRJI
                                          IRJ
                                          last edited by

                                          I am not sure why, but the name Vince jumps out at me when I see this calf.

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                                          • MattSpellerM
                                            MattSpeller @dafyre
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                                            @dafyre said:

                                            Chuck Roaster

                                            Several good ones but this is still tops in my book

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