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dafyre

Straight PowerShell there if you're interested. Probably another 10k easier ways to do it, but this works.

#Free

$freemem=get-wmiobject -class Win32_OperatingSystem

 $objFree=[pscustomobject]@{
   totalMemory="$([math]::round($freemem.TotalVisibleMemorySize/1024,2)) MB"
   usedMemory = "$([math]::round(($freemem.TotalVisibleMemorySize - $freemem.FreePhysicalMemory)/1024,2)) MB"
   freeMemory="$([math]::round($freemem.FreePhysicalMemory/1024,2)) MB"
   #freeVirtMem ="$([math]::round($freemem.freevirtualmemory/1024,2)) MB"
   totalSwap = "$([math]::round($freemem.SizeStoredInPagingFiles/1024,2)) MB"
   usedSwap = "$([math]::round(($freemem.SizeStoredInPagingFiles - $freemem.FreeSpaceInPagingFiles)/1024,2)) MB"
   freeSwap = "$([math]::round($freemem.FreeSpaceInPagingFiles/1024,2)) MB"
   

}


 $objFree|ft -auto

Outputs a table like so:

totalMemory usedMemory  freeMemory totalSwap  usedSwap   freeSwap  
----------- ----------  ---------- ---------  --------   --------  
20477.57 MB 19544.93 MB 932.63 MB  7450.47 MB 2237.02 MB 5213.45 MB

Dashrender

@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

A vendor made it all the way down to us to meet with our managers because he used the buzzword "cyber security" and cityhall thought we should listen to what he had to say. He was a shitty salesguy that couldn't answer basic questions.

Remind me why your company has a contract? - WOW - Just wow!!!

wirestyle22

@Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

A vendor made it all the way down to us to meet with our managers because he used the buzzword "cyber security" and cityhall thought we should listen to what he had to say. He was a shitty salesguy that couldn't answer basic questions.

Remind me why your company has a contract? - WOW - Just wow!!!

Couldn't tell you

Dashrender

@Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

A vendor made it all the way down to us to meet with our managers because he used the buzzword "cyber security" and cityhall thought we should listen to what he had to say. He was a shitty salesguy that couldn't answer basic questions.

Remind me why your company has a contract? - WOW - Just wow!!!

FYI, this is not a knock on his company (or really, his company's contracting company) - it's on the city who has chosen to outsource their IT to the company that hired Wire's company. But if you are outsourcing all this stuff, why are you talking to ANYONE besides your outsource provider?

DustinB3403

@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

A vendor made it all the way down to us to meet with our managers because he used the buzzword "cyber security" and cityhall thought we should listen to what he had to say. He was a shitty salesguy that couldn't answer basic questions.

So did you call him for the BS in front of the managers?

scottalanmiller

@Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

A vendor made it all the way down to us to meet with our managers because he used the buzzword "cyber security" and cityhall thought we should listen to what he had to say. He was a shitty salesguy that couldn't answer basic questions.

Remind me why your company has a contract? - WOW - Just wow!!!

FYI, this is not a knock on his company (or really, his company's contracting company) - it's on the city who has chosen to outsource their IT to the company that hired Wire's company. But if you are outsourcing all this stuff, why are you talking to ANYONE besides your outsource provider?

Because they have loads of outsourcers, probably.

Dashrender

@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

A vendor made it all the way down to us to meet with our managers because he used the buzzword "cyber security" and cityhall thought we should listen to what he had to say. He was a shitty salesguy that couldn't answer basic questions.

Remind me why your company has a contract? - WOW - Just wow!!!

FYI, this is not a knock on his company (or really, his company's contracting company) - it's on the city who has chosen to outsource their IT to the company that hired Wire's company. But if you are outsourcing all this stuff, why are you talking to ANYONE besides your outsource provider?

Because they have loads of outsourcers, probably.

you mean like the person who probably manages them is an outsourced person

scottalanmiller

@Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

A vendor made it all the way down to us to meet with our managers because he used the buzzword "cyber security" and cityhall thought we should listen to what he had to say. He was a shitty salesguy that couldn't answer basic questions.

Remind me why your company has a contract? - WOW - Just wow!!!

FYI, this is not a knock on his company (or really, his company's contracting company) - it's on the city who has chosen to outsource their IT to the company that hired Wire's company. But if you are outsourcing all this stuff, why are you talking to ANYONE besides your outsource provider?

Because they have loads of outsourcers, probably.

you mean like the person who probably manages them is an outsourced person

That's probably true, but not what I meant

RojoLoco

Happy 74th birthday to Malcom McDowell!

(looks like me binge watching on a weekend...)

DustinB3403

https://i.redd.it/e1js7n79sg3z.jpg

".. . and I didn't want to get shot"

DustinB3403

This is when dash cams are worth the money.

https://i.redd.it/0zf55tt05h3z.gif

But damn. . .

DustinB3403

Who the hell designs a building in the shape of a human..

Source link to Google Earth

scottalanmiller

DustinB3403

@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

Gives a new meaning to liar liar pants on fire.

scottalanmiller

@DustinB3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

Gives a new meaning to liar liar pants on fire.

Indeed

scottalanmiller

I really wish that there was a video of that.

JaredBusch

@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

so much karma.

DustinB3403

@JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

so much karma.

Why is the picture small.. ... . wtf.

JaredBusch

@DustinB3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

so much karma.

Why is the picture small.. ... . wtf.

I hate quoting and leaving the images huge. I change the URL to have the s in it.

DustinB3403

@JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@DustinB3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

so much karma.

Why is the picture small.. ... . wtf.

I hate quoting and leaving the images huge. I change the URL to have the s in it.

OMG. . . really just need to put an "s" at the end of the file name, but before the extension. WTF. I've been trying to figure that out for some time but never bothered to actually look at the url. . .