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    wtf i cant even that is not how that works
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    • JaredBuschJ
      JaredBusch
      last edited by

      I'm not sure why I am punishing myself....

      5647f166-b8f0-438b-986c-14ca694ca5b7-image.png

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      • gjacobseG
        gjacobse @JaredBusch
        last edited by

        @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

        I'm not sure why I am punishing myself....

        5647f166-b8f0-438b-986c-14ca694ca5b7-image.png

        Oh - I might just have to sign onto SW just for that one... Jeez.. Avaya is it's own creature... nothing like FreePBX.

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        • JaredBuschJ
          JaredBusch @gjacobse
          last edited by

          @gjacobse said in I can't even:

          @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

          I'm not sure why I am punishing myself....

          5647f166-b8f0-438b-986c-14ca694ca5b7-image.png

          Oh - I might just have to sign onto SW just for that one... Jeez.. Avaya is it's own creature... nothing like FreePBX.

          And that is one of the 2 users to hit PC over there int he past year.

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller @gjacobse
            last edited by

            @gjacobse said in I can't even:

            @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

            I'm not sure why I am punishing myself....

            5647f166-b8f0-438b-986c-14ca694ca5b7-image.png

            Oh - I might just have to sign onto SW just for that one... Jeez.. Avaya is it's own creature... nothing like FreePBX.

            WTF, wow

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller @JaredBusch
              last edited by

              @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

              I'm not sure why I am punishing myself....

              5647f166-b8f0-438b-986c-14ca694ca5b7-image.png

              You know it's going to be him. He's been intentionally giving wrong answers for forever. He's Curtis #2. We complained about him constantly and intentionally giving sabotage answers but the mods ignored it. He, more than Curtis, is actively malicious in every answer he gives.

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              • JaredBuschJ
                JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
                last edited by

                @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                He, more than Curtis, is actively malicious in every answer he gives.

                e1ffc54c-7d5b-43f7-9fe0-f40f0ff1e914-image.png

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller @JaredBusch
                  last edited by

                  @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

                  @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                  He, more than Curtis, is actively malicious in every answer he gives.

                  e1ffc54c-7d5b-43f7-9fe0-f40f0ff1e914-image.png

                  Yeah, what's considered allowable maliciousness in some of those posts is pretty extreme.

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                  • gjacobseG
                    gjacobse
                    last edited by

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                    I. just. - ugh

                    This isn't a home, this is an office. ... ... ...

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                    • pmonchoP
                      pmoncho @gjacobse
                      last edited by

                      @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                      54c07ff4-e695-4371-a0af-999e6efe3477-image.png

                      I. just. - ugh

                      This isn't a home, this is an office. ... ... ...

                      Dang, is it reverse day??? Weird.

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                      • dafyreD
                        dafyre @pmoncho
                        last edited by

                        @pmoncho said in I can't even:

                        @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                        54c07ff4-e695-4371-a0af-999e6efe3477-image.png

                        I. just. - ugh

                        This isn't a home, this is an office. ... ... ...

                        Dang, is it reverse day??? Weird.

                        Looks like the FB engineers got hold of the Speed knobs on his internet.

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                        • pmonchoP
                          pmoncho @dafyre
                          last edited by

                          @dafyre said in I can't even:

                          @pmoncho said in I can't even:

                          @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                          54c07ff4-e695-4371-a0af-999e6efe3477-image.png

                          I. just. - ugh

                          This isn't a home, this is an office. ... ... ...

                          Dang, is it reverse day??? Weird.

                          Looks like the FB engineers got hold of the Speed knobs on his internet.

                          I don't think I have ever seen that before. I venture to believe it does not happen that often.

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                          • notverypunnyN
                            notverypunny @gjacobse
                            last edited by

                            @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                            54c07ff4-e695-4371-a0af-999e6efe3477-image.png

                            I. just. - ugh

                            This isn't a home, this is an office. ... ... ...

                            Is that with just your test gear connected? You could have other devices / users hogging the download bandwidth. Good luck 🙂

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                            • gjacobseG
                              gjacobse
                              last edited by gjacobse

                              Due to license violation, access to Director will be locked in 31 days. Take proper action before the grace 
                              period has expired. Note that there are additional charges if you need to recover from a 
                              locked Director.
                              

                              Ppffffffft

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                              • RojoLocoR
                                RojoLoco @scottalanmiller
                                last edited by

                                @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

                                @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                He, more than Curtis, is actively malicious in every answer he gives.

                                e1ffc54c-7d5b-43f7-9fe0-f40f0ff1e914-image.png

                                Yeah, what's considered allowable maliciousness in some of those posts is pretty extreme.

                                Such inconsistency... I got booted by them just for calling out sales dick posts.

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller
                                  last edited by

                                  Today's customer conversation...

                                  Customer: "Hi, you guys have been great but now that you aren't local we don't feel comfortable [fyi, we have local people still just I am not local] so we want to use a local IT provider. We'd like to stop paying for your service."

                                  Me: "We understand, and understood months ago when the new IT firm came in and seized control without talking to us. I talked to your COO and worked out the end of service for that day and you've not been billed since then... months ago."

                                  Customer: "Oh, well I get a bill I'd like to cancel whatever that is."

                                  Me: "That's your phone service that you always had separate from any IT support. You went through several phone services while with us as IT because you didn't want to use us but none could get your phones to work so you finally gave in and paid half as much with us and your phones have been with us for years now."

                                  Customer: "I don't understand what phone service is. What does that mean. Just cancel service."

                                  Me: "...."

                                  How do you deal with a customer who has had RingCentral, SpectrumVOIP, Charter phones and after decades of owning multiple major medical practices and work for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and now doesn't even know what a "phone company" does? She's the owner and CIO and doesn't know that phones need service... even though she and she alone has installed and purchased every phone vendor ever for the company!!

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                                  • ObsolesceO
                                    Obsolesce @scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                    Today's customer conversation...

                                    Customer: "Hi, you guys have been great but now that you aren't local we don't feel comfortable [fyi, we have local people still just I am not local] so we want to use a local IT provider. We'd like to stop paying for your service."

                                    Me: "We understand, and understood months ago when the new IT firm came in and seized control without talking to us. I talked to your COO and worked out the end of service for that day and you've not been billed since then... months ago."

                                    Customer: "Oh, well I get a bill I'd like to cancel whatever that is."

                                    Me: "That's your phone service that you always had separate from any IT support. You went through several phone services while with us as IT because you didn't want to use us but none could get your phones to work so you finally gave in and paid half as much with us and your phones have been with us for years now."

                                    Customer: "I don't understand what phone service is. What does that mean. Just cancel service."

                                    Me: "...."

                                    How do you deal with a customer who has had RingCentral, SpectrumVOIP, Charter phones and after decades of owning multiple major medical practices and work for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and now doesn't even know what a "phone company" does? She's the owner and CIO and doesn't know that phones need service... even though she and she alone has installed and purchased every phone vendor ever for the company!!

                                    At that point, do as asked. Draw up a legal contract for cancelling the phone service and then disconnect it. At least you won't get any more calls from her after that, LOL!

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                                    • DashrenderD
                                      Dashrender @scottalanmiller
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                                      @scottalanmiller
                                      Wow - do you replay.

                                      you - "no problem, we'll turn it off right at 1 PM EST and and billing will stop as of today. We will be sending a final bill for services rendered through 1 PM EST today.
                                      Please be aware that any phone numbers you have will us will be lost if not transferred within the next 30 days. The transfer cost from us will be $10/number."

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                                      • DashrenderD
                                        Dashrender @scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                        Today's customer conversation...

                                        Customer: "Hi, you guys have been great but now that you aren't local we don't feel comfortable [fyi, we have local people still just I am not local] so we want to use a local IT provider. We'd like to stop paying for your service."

                                        Me: "We understand, and understood months ago when the new IT firm came in and seized control without talking to us. I talked to your COO and worked out the end of service for that day and you've not been billed since then... months ago."

                                        Customer: "Oh, well I get a bill I'd like to cancel whatever that is."

                                        Me: "That's your phone service that you always had separate from any IT support. You went through several phone services while with us as IT because you didn't want to use us but none could get your phones to work so you finally gave in and paid half as much with us and your phones have been with us for years now."

                                        Customer: "I don't understand what phone service is. What does that mean. Just cancel service."

                                        Me: "...."

                                        How do you deal with a customer who has had RingCentral, SpectrumVOIP, Charter phones and after decades of owning multiple major medical practices and work for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and now doesn't even know what a "phone company" does? She's the owner and CIO and doesn't know that phones need service... even though she and she alone has installed and purchased every phone vendor ever for the company!!

                                        Wow - do you replay.

                                        you - "no problem, we'll turn it off right at 1 PM EST and and billing will stop as of today. We will be sending a final bill for services rendered through 1 PM EST today.
                                        Please be aware that any phone numbers you have will us will be lost if not transferred within the next 30 days. The transfer cost from us will be $10/number."

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                                        • dafyreD
                                          dafyre @Obsolesce
                                          last edited by

                                          @obsolesce said in I can't even:

                                          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                          Today's customer conversation...

                                          Customer: "Hi, you guys have been great but now that you aren't local we don't feel comfortable [fyi, we have local people still just I am not local] so we want to use a local IT provider. We'd like to stop paying for your service."

                                          Me: "We understand, and understood months ago when the new IT firm came in and seized control without talking to us. I talked to your COO and worked out the end of service for that day and you've not been billed since then... months ago."

                                          Customer: "Oh, well I get a bill I'd like to cancel whatever that is."

                                          Me: "That's your phone service that you always had separate from any IT support. You went through several phone services while with us as IT because you didn't want to use us but none could get your phones to work so you finally gave in and paid half as much with us and your phones have been with us for years now."

                                          Customer: "I don't understand what phone service is. What does that mean. Just cancel service."

                                          Me: "...."

                                          How do you deal with a customer who has had RingCentral, SpectrumVOIP, Charter phones and after decades of owning multiple major medical practices and work for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and now doesn't even know what a "phone company" does? She's the owner and CIO and doesn't know that phones need service... even though she and she alone has installed and purchased every phone vendor ever for the company!!

                                          At that point, do as asked. Draw up a legal contract for cancelling the phone service and then disconnect it. At least you won't get any more calls from her after that, LOL!

                                          I was sitting here thinking "The customer is always right.".

                                          Me to Customer: "The customer is always right. Your services will be cancelled by Close of business today. Pleaseure doing business with you! <click>."

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller @dafyre
                                            last edited by

                                            @dafyre said in I can't even:

                                            @obsolesce said in I can't even:

                                            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                            Today's customer conversation...

                                            Customer: "Hi, you guys have been great but now that you aren't local we don't feel comfortable [fyi, we have local people still just I am not local] so we want to use a local IT provider. We'd like to stop paying for your service."

                                            Me: "We understand, and understood months ago when the new IT firm came in and seized control without talking to us. I talked to your COO and worked out the end of service for that day and you've not been billed since then... months ago."

                                            Customer: "Oh, well I get a bill I'd like to cancel whatever that is."

                                            Me: "That's your phone service that you always had separate from any IT support. You went through several phone services while with us as IT because you didn't want to use us but none could get your phones to work so you finally gave in and paid half as much with us and your phones have been with us for years now."

                                            Customer: "I don't understand what phone service is. What does that mean. Just cancel service."

                                            Me: "...."

                                            How do you deal with a customer who has had RingCentral, SpectrumVOIP, Charter phones and after decades of owning multiple major medical practices and work for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and now doesn't even know what a "phone company" does? She's the owner and CIO and doesn't know that phones need service... even though she and she alone has installed and purchased every phone vendor ever for the company!!

                                            At that point, do as asked. Draw up a legal contract for cancelling the phone service and then disconnect it. At least you won't get any more calls from her after that, LOL!

                                            I was sitting here thinking "The customer is always right.".

                                            Me to Customer: "The customer is always right. Your services will be cancelled by Close of business today. Pleaseure doing business with you! <click>."

                                            Have to have working phones to get that satisfying click sound.

                                            Mwahahaha

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