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    Water Closet
    wtf i cant even that is not how that works
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    • black3dynamiteB
      black3dynamite @scottalanmiller
      last edited by black3dynamite

      @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

      OMG, check out this terrible website... and for a guy advertising that he is geriatric. WTF

      http://lakewoodranchfamilypractice.com/

      Look at the bottom, there is an ad for SEO Services. What the heck? Is the geriatric doctor providing SEO Services? Or is he supplementing his medical practices by advertising SEO Services like as ad placement?

      Copyright 2014.

      Only Home link works.
      6c649307-8554-4aad-bc3c-b1c72a454f9f-image.png

      Social Media links is linked to each home page.

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      • scottalanmillerS
        scottalanmiller @black3dynamite
        last edited by

        @black3dynamite lmao

        This is why geriatrics should not do marketing and web design 😉

        I kid,I kid.

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        • DashrenderD
          Dashrender @black3dynamite
          last edited by

          @black3dynamite said in I can't even:

          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

          OMG, check out this terrible website... and for a guy advertising that he is geriatric. WTF

          http://lakewoodranchfamilypractice.com/

          Look at the bottom, there is an ad for SEO Services. What the heck? Is the geriatric doctor providing SEO Services? Or is he supplementing his medical practices by advertising SEO Services like as ad placement?

          Copyright 2014.

          Only Home link works.
          6c649307-8554-4aad-bc3c-b1c72a454f9f-image.png

          Social Media links is linked to each home page.

          none of the rest of the links on the page seem to work either.

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            Customer actually put in a ticket today asking that we research how to make all of Windows 10 switch to Comic Sans.

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            • nadnerBN
              nadnerB @scottalanmiller
              last edited by

              @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

              Customer actually put in a ticket today asking that we research how to make all of Windows 10 switch to Comic Sans.

              d1785f23-7090-401a-94ed-275c1a4b5c3f-image.png

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller @nadnerB
                last edited by

                @nadnerB I included that meme in the ticket response.

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                  bnrstnr @scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                  OMG, check out this terrible website... and for a guy advertising that he is geriatric. WTF

                  http://lakewoodranchfamilypractice.com/

                  Look at the bottom, there is an ad for SEO Services. What the heck? Is the geriatric doctor providing SEO Services? Or is he supplementing his medical practices by advertising SEO Services like as ad placement?

                  Super late to the party here, but awkward pic for sure....
                  80151324-6e1c-4035-84aa-28d5d0f4f236-image.png

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                  • DashrenderD
                    Dashrender @bnrstnr
                    last edited by

                    @bnrstnr said in I can't even:

                    @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                    OMG, check out this terrible website... and for a guy advertising that he is geriatric. WTF

                    http://lakewoodranchfamilypractice.com/

                    Look at the bottom, there is an ad for SEO Services. What the heck? Is the geriatric doctor providing SEO Services? Or is he supplementing his medical practices by advertising SEO Services like as ad placement?

                    Super late to the party here, but awkward pic for sure....
                    80151324-6e1c-4035-84aa-28d5d0f4f236-image.png

                    wow - so much wrong with that!

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                    • DustinB3403D
                      DustinB3403 @Dashrender
                      last edited by

                      @Dashrender said in I can't even:

                      wow - so much wrong with that!

                      What's wrong with this?

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                      • DashrenderD
                        Dashrender @DustinB3403
                        last edited by

                        @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

                        @Dashrender said in I can't even:

                        wow - so much wrong with that!

                        What's wrong with this?

                        two of them have long sleeve jackets - third has short
                        the dude on the right is 'holding' the woman' - why?
                        the woman and the guy on the right are facing each other, the left guy is facing straight ahead.

                        just so many little things - it's just weird.

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                        • scottalanmillerS
                          scottalanmiller @Dashrender
                          last edited by

                          @Dashrender said in I can't even:

                          two of them have long sleeve jackets - third has short

                          Yeah, its not uniform 🙂

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                          • DustinB3403D
                            DustinB3403 @Dashrender
                            last edited by

                            @Dashrender said in I can't even:

                            @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

                            @Dashrender said in I can't even:

                            wow - so much wrong with that!

                            What's wrong with this?

                            two of them have long sleeve jackets - third has short
                            the dude on the right is 'holding' the woman' - why?
                            the woman and the guy on the right are facing each other, the left guy is facing straight ahead.

                            just so many little things - it's just weird.

                            Eh, I mean I thought the one guy holding the ladies arm was weird, but I think you're over thinking this.

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                            • DashrenderD
                              Dashrender @DustinB3403
                              last edited by

                              @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

                              @Dashrender said in I can't even:

                              @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

                              @Dashrender said in I can't even:

                              wow - so much wrong with that!

                              What's wrong with this?

                              two of them have long sleeve jackets - third has short
                              the dude on the right is 'holding' the woman' - why?
                              the woman and the guy on the right are facing each other, the left guy is facing straight ahead.

                              just so many little things - it's just weird.

                              Eh, I mean I thought the one guy holding the ladies arm was weird, but I think you're over thinking this.

                              I only even give a shit because someoen posted it - normally I wouldn't give to shits about it 🙂

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                              • DustinB3403D
                                DustinB3403 @Dashrender
                                last edited by

                                @Dashrender said in I can't even:

                                @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

                                @Dashrender said in I can't even:

                                @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

                                @Dashrender said in I can't even:

                                wow - so much wrong with that!

                                What's wrong with this?

                                two of them have long sleeve jackets - third has short
                                the dude on the right is 'holding' the woman' - why?
                                the woman and the guy on the right are facing each other, the left guy is facing straight ahead.

                                just so many little things - it's just weird.

                                Eh, I mean I thought the one guy holding the ladies arm was weird, but I think you're over thinking this.

                                I only even give a shit because someoen posted it - normally I wouldn't give to shits about it 🙂

                                Two*

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                                • DashrenderD
                                  Dashrender @DustinB3403
                                  last edited by

                                  @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

                                  @Dashrender said in I can't even:

                                  @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

                                  @Dashrender said in I can't even:

                                  @DustinB3403 said in I can't even:

                                  @Dashrender said in I can't even:

                                  wow - so much wrong with that!

                                  What's wrong with this?

                                  two of them have long sleeve jackets - third has short
                                  the dude on the right is 'holding' the woman' - why?
                                  the woman and the guy on the right are facing each other, the left guy is facing straight ahead.

                                  just so many little things - it's just weird.

                                  Eh, I mean I thought the one guy holding the ladies arm was weird, but I think you're over thinking this.

                                  I only even give a shit because someoen posted it - normally I wouldn't give to shits about it 🙂

                                  Two*

                                  doh!

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    Had a fun one yesterday. Got called into a telephone client's shop because their network was down and they don't have a lot of faith in the VAR that set it all up and supposedly supports them. We got in and fixed a few things and showed them that their wireless had failed. But we have no passwords or anything to their expensive Cisco gear so we were pretty powerless to do anything but reboot the wireless. Turns out that they didn't even know how to power cycle it, so at least we were able to train them on doing that and made restarting it a much less painful process.

                                    They got their support on the phone and they were never able to get a networking guy, ever. Their put a billable time receptionist on the phone who just kept saying "give me just a second here" as they tried to figure out what was wrong (um, the device isn't broadcasting an SSID, this is pretty basic people) and spent hours never even logging into the device (could not figure out how.)

                                    While they were on the phone getting reamed by the owner I handed them a note that better wifi gear was in stock at Micro Center for $133. They just handed me the company CC and sent me off. Long story short... went to MC, bought Unifi gear, set it up, installed it, and replaced their garbage Cisco equipment for a fraction of the money, and a fraction of the time, as it took to get the Cisco reseller to even get a tech on the phone (which never happened at all, for a whole day of waiting on them) and now their environment just works, has way better coverage, we can help them when things go wrong, is cheap and quick to replace if necessary, etc. Huge win for them, and for us, their VAR looks like complete buffoons.

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                                    • DashrenderD
                                      Dashrender @scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                      But we have no passwords or anything to their expensive Cisco gear so we were pretty powerless to do anything but reboot the wireless.

                                      While they were on the phone getting reamed by the owner I handed them a note that better wifi gear was in stock at Micro Center for $133. They just handed me the company CC and sent me off. Long story short... went to MC, bought Unifi gear, set it up, installed it, and replaced their garbage Cisco equipment for a fraction of the money,

                                      Did you give them the passwords? I vaguely recall reading something about you (NTG) not having the passwords, and the clients having them? Is that right?

                                      I definitely like to do the same, that way the client is always in control.

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller @Dashrender
                                        last edited by

                                        @Dashrender said in I can't even:

                                        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                        But we have no passwords or anything to their expensive Cisco gear so we were pretty powerless to do anything but reboot the wireless.

                                        While they were on the phone getting reamed by the owner I handed them a note that better wifi gear was in stock at Micro Center for $133. They just handed me the company CC and sent me off. Long story short... went to MC, bought Unifi gear, set it up, installed it, and replaced their garbage Cisco equipment for a fraction of the money,

                                        Did you give them the passwords? I vaguely recall reading something about you (NTG) not having the passwords, and the clients having them? Is that right?

                                        You are thinking of a discussion of users. NTG doesn't go around asking user's for their passwords. That's unrelated to IT management.

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller @Dashrender
                                          last edited by

                                          @Dashrender said in I can't even:

                                          I definitely like to do the same, that way the client is always in control.

                                          We generally try to not give clients uncontrolled access. I almost always recommend break glass only, so that if the client decides to log in that we know the glass was broken. Casual admin access is a very dangerous thing for everyone concerned.

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            Today's things not to do:

                                            • Don't get all your information wrong and call your IT department's account manager in a huff.
                                            • Don't get angry about something for no reason and try to take it out on IT who is trying to help you.
                                            • Don't refuse to follow the decisions of the owner of the company.
                                            • Don't claim your staff is bored and needs their time filled by just moving a mouse around.
                                            • Don't make ridiculous demands that are so extreme they require service level adjustments and approval of the owner.
                                            • Don't lie five times to your account manager while on a recorded line.
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