Amazon Snowmobile
To be fair, I first saw it on Spiceworks, but it was only a link to the Wired article.
Even with a one gigabit per-second connection such as Google Fiber, uploading 100 petabytes over the internet would take more than 28 years. At an average speed of 65 mph, on the other hand, you could drive a Snowmobile from San Francisco to New York City in about 45 hours—about 4,970 gigabits per second. That doesn’t count the time it takes to actually transfer the data onto Snowmobile–which Amazon estimates will take less than 10 days–or from the Snowmobile onto Amazon’s servers. But all told, that still makes the truck much, much faster.
I knew I missed my true calling, I should be driving everyone's data around the country faster than you could possibly download/upload it!
Hey Amazon, I can do computer networking, administration, service and drive a truck, what's an all-in-one driver/service person expect to make?