I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.
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Position: Package Processing Manager.
Basic overview:
This is a remote position, so you can work from your own place.
It is also a part time position, so it can be easily combined with your full-time job, but you will have to be at home at the time of the delivery from 8AM to 5PM.
Packages will be delivered to you home by postal companies like Fedex, DHL and others.
All incoming mail will come from online stores y/o;
-Good, hard-wired internet connection;
-Maintain awareness of sent deliveries and tasks assigned, and communicate the status of these tasks to the supervisor.Estimated Salary: $1200-$3000
We offers a competitive compensation and benefits packages such as:
wellness program;
Medical, Vision benefits, full medical coverage;
Career advancement , additional benefits;
401K contributions and profit sharing plan;
Tuition Reimbursement, paid time off.If you have an interest in this position, pleasedo not hesitate and apply directly via this email with your resume, working phone number and our Human resource department manager will contact you asap.This is a limited offer and we will be glad to hear back from you shortly.
Kind Regards,
Well, it made me laugh anyway.
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"wellness program" - screw up and we kill you.
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So, mule for Silk Road type sites?
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Shady
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@momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
So, mule for Silk Road type sites?
Most of the packages I order from Silk Road can drive themselves. . .
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@dustinb3403 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
So, mule for Silk Road type sites?
Most of the packages I order from Silk Road can drive themselves. . .
LOL
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@momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
So, mule for Silk Road type sites?
Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.
Perhaps I've said too much...
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@rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
So, mule for Silk Road type sites?
Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.
Perhaps I've said too much...
Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!
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@travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
So, mule for Silk Road type sites?
Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.
Perhaps I've said too much...
Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!
These kinds of beatings generally leave people a gallon or so short on blood, and maybe a few pounds less in flesh.
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@travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
It is also a part time position, so it can be easily combined with your full-time job, but you will have to be at home at the time of the delivery from 8AM to 5PM.
I mean, I guess if you work from home already....but...
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@dustinb3403 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
So, mule for Silk Road type sites?
Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.
Perhaps I've said too much...
Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!
These kinds of beatings generally leave people a gallon or so short on blood, and maybe a few pounds less in flesh.
Yeah, but this is @rojoloco we're talking about, anyone else I'd be worried!
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@travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@dustinb3403 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
So, mule for Silk Road type sites?
Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.
Perhaps I've said too much...
Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!
These kinds of beatings generally leave people a gallon or so short on blood, and maybe a few pounds less in flesh.
Yeah, but this is @rojoloco we're talking about, anyone else I'd be worried!
Let the b'slapping begin!
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@travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
So, mule for Silk Road type sites?
Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.
Perhaps I've said too much...
Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!
You do realize that you don't get any kind of employees discount, right? Full price, same as everybody else.
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@rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
So, mule for Silk Road type sites?
Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.
Perhaps I've said too much...
Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!
You do realize that you don't get any kind of employees discount, right? Full price, same as everybody else.
Yeah, but I already know exactly how to make you happy. @RojoLoco, this Buds for you!
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@travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
So, mule for Silk Road type sites?
Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.
Perhaps I've said too much...
Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!
You do realize that you don't get any kind of employees discount, right? Full price, same as everybody else.
Yeah, but I already know exactly how to make you happy. @RojoLoco, this Buds for you!
Budweiser is awful, it would make him give you a worse beating. . .
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@dustinb3403 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
So, mule for Silk Road type sites?
Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.
Perhaps I've said too much...
Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!
You do realize that you don't get any kind of employees discount, right? Full price, same as everybody else.
Yeah, but I already know exactly how to make you happy. @RojoLoco, this Buds for you!
Budweiser is awful, it would make him give you a worse beating. . .
headpalm Not so quick today, are you
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@dustinb3403 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@travisdh1 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@rojoloco said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@momurda said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
So, mule for Silk Road type sites?
Yes, and I am the supervisor. I'll be retrieving the various parcels as they get delivered, and doling out beatings if the shipment comes up short.
Perhaps I've said too much...
Well, at least I know you'd have the good medicine to make me feel better after the beating!
You do realize that you don't get any kind of employees discount, right? Full price, same as everybody else.
Yeah, but I already know exactly how to make you happy. @RojoLoco, this Buds for you!
Budweiser is awful, it would make him give you a worse beating. . .
I think he meant bud with a lower case B...
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@travisdh1 I knew what you meant, but you used a capital B. . .
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@dustinb3403 said in I could be a mule! Another bad job posting.:
@travisdh1 I knew what you meant, but you used a capital B. . .
looks over Mangolassi.it rules Yes, purposely... really... I meant a Budweiser....
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as @RojoLoco "what the hell, a Budweiser, I'm going to beat you just for having crap beer"
