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Man walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and asks for 50 shots of whiskey.
Bartender pours the shots and the man downs each one, right in a row
Bartender goes "Man, I've never seen ANYONE drink like that"
Man says "if you had what I have you'd drink like that"
Bartender goes "Oh no, what do you have?"
Man goes "75 cents"
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@hobbit666 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Man walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and asks for 50 shots of whiskey.
Bartender pours the shots and the man downs each one, right in a row
Bartender goes "Man, I've never seen ANYONE drink like that"
Man says "if you had what I have you'd drink like that"
Bartender goes "Oh no, what do you have?"
Man goes "75 cents"
There is no way he would even be able to say "75 cents"
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@dustinb3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@hobbit666 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Man walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and asks for 50 shots of whiskey.
Bartender pours the shots and the man downs each one, right in a row
Bartender goes "Man, I've never seen ANYONE drink like that"
Man says "if you had what I have you'd drink like that"
Bartender goes "Oh no, what do you have?"
Man goes "75 cents"
There is no way he would even be able to say "75 cents"
Take approximately 30 mins to feel the effects of alcohol. That's plenty of time to down 50 shots.
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@obsolesce said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@dustinb3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@hobbit666 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Man walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and asks for 50 shots of whiskey.
Bartender pours the shots and the man downs each one, right in a row
Bartender goes "Man, I've never seen ANYONE drink like that"
Man says "if you had what I have you'd drink like that"
Bartender goes "Oh no, what do you have?"
Man goes "75 cents"
There is no way he would even be able to say "75 cents"
Take approximately 30 mins to feel the effects of alcohol. That's plenty of time to down 50 shots.
Have you ever done a shot? You feel it burn immediately as you drink it, and that many would kill the guy almost immediately.
So the bartender just murdered a guy. I guess he's going to jail.
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@obsolesce said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@dustinb3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@hobbit666 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Man walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and asks for 50 shots of whiskey.
Bartender pours the shots and the man downs each one, right in a row
Bartender goes "Man, I've never seen ANYONE drink like that"
Man says "if you had what I have you'd drink like that"
Bartender goes "Oh no, what do you have?"
Man goes "75 cents"
There is no way he would even be able to say "75 cents"
Take approximately 30 mins to feel the effects of alcohol. That's plenty of time to down 50 shots.
I can vouch for feeling it faster than that. But still time to do a LOT of shots.
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@dustinb3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@obsolesce said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@dustinb3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@hobbit666 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Man walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and asks for 50 shots of whiskey.
Bartender pours the shots and the man downs each one, right in a row
Bartender goes "Man, I've never seen ANYONE drink like that"
Man says "if you had what I have you'd drink like that"
Bartender goes "Oh no, what do you have?"
Man goes "75 cents"
There is no way he would even be able to say "75 cents"
Take approximately 30 mins to feel the effects of alcohol. That's plenty of time to down 50 shots.
Have you ever done a shot? You feel it burn immediately as you drink it, and that many would kill the guy almost immediately.
So the bartender just murdered a guy. I guess he's going to jail.
I've done over 50, and here I am!
Of course, I NEARLY died.
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@scottalanmiller you've done 50 shots in say a 5 minute span based on this joke?
Lies, I don't care what "training" you've gone through.
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@dustinb3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller you've done 50 shots in say a 5 minute span based on this joke?
Not based on this joke, but all in one sitting. And it was bad. But it was done.
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@dustinb3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller you've done 50 shots in say a 5 minute span based on this joke?
Not based on this joke, but all in one sitting. And it was bad. But it was done.
This wasn't the infamous parking deck incident as well was it?
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@travisdh1 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@dustinb3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller you've done 50 shots in say a 5 minute span based on this joke?
Not based on this joke, but all in one sitting. And it was bad. But it was done.
This wasn't the infamous parking deck incident as well was it?
Parking Garage.
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@travisdh1 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@dustinb3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller you've done 50 shots in say a 5 minute span based on this joke?
Not based on this joke, but all in one sitting. And it was bad. But it was done.
This wasn't the infamous parking deck incident as well was it?
That would be the one. Funny enough, had to retell that entire store tonight, too. We have the bottles of whiskey that kicked it off sitting on display on the bar here and someone commented on them.
