Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016
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12" rusty iron dildo
duct tape
rubber ducky
dozen roses
zip ties
JB Weld
128kb ram keychain.
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@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
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@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
I'm more scared about how they might all be connected...
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@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
Gotta have something interesting in my carryon to ensure I get the full TSA experience.
Life is no fun without some excitement
Besides it'll distract from all the bitcoin I'll be smuggling
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@MattSpeller said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
Gotta have something interesting in my carryon to ensure I get the full TSA experience.
Life is no fun without some excitement
Besides it'll distract from all the bitcoin I'll be smuggling
You can smuggle those in digital currency.... no need to have printed / stamped value.
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@DustinB3403 He just wants
enjoy beingbe harrassed by the TSA when he lands. -
@DustinB3403 said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
Gotta have something interesting in my carryon to ensure I get the full TSA experience.
Life is no fun without some excitement
Besides it'll distract from all the bitcoin I'll be smuggling
You can smuggle those in digital currency.... no need to have printed / stamped value.
It was a bit of a joke, but then the TSA made it real, but by now I'm sure it's just a joke again.... hopefully...
https://dailyanarchist.com/2014/02/24/the-tsa-is-looking-for-bitcoin/
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@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@DustinB3403 He just wants
enjoy beingbe harrassed by the TSA when he lands.Nothing says "Welcome to America!" like a rubber glove snap
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@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
Actually, you should be more concerned about your safety... that iron phallus has "Dafyre" etched on its side.
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@RojoLoco said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
Actually, you should be more concerned about your safety... that iron phallus has "Dafyre" etched on its side.
Keep telling yourself that big boy
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@MattSpeller said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@RojoLoco said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
Actually, you should be more concerned about your safety... that iron phallus has "Dafyre" etched on its side.
Keep telling yourself that big boy
Gulp ...guess I'll bring the maple flavored lube....
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@RojoLoco said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
Actually, you should be more concerned about your safety... that iron phallus has "Dafyre" etched on its side.
slides closer to @RojoLoco....
*shoves @RojoLoco to @MattSpeller... hides
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@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@RojoLoco said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
Actually, you should be more concerned about your safety... that iron phallus has "Dafyre" etched on its side.
slides closer to @RojoLoco....
*shoves @RojoLoco to @MattSpeller... hides
This conversation took such a weird turn from the OP, and I am LOVING IT! ROFL
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@MattSpeller said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@RojoLoco said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
Actually, you should be more concerned about your safety... that iron phallus has "Dafyre" etched on its side.
Keep telling yourself that big boy
Thank you for making me legit laugh today...ROFL
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@thanksajdotcom said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@RojoLoco said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
Actually, you should be more concerned about your safety... that iron phallus has "Dafyre" etched on its side.
slides closer to @RojoLoco....
*shoves @RojoLoco to @MattSpeller... hides
This conversation took such a weird turn from the OP, and I am LOVING IT! ROFL
A probably just because of that towel
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@thwr said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@thanksajdotcom said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@RojoLoco said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
Actually, you should be more concerned about your safety... that iron phallus has "Dafyre" etched on its side.
slides closer to @RojoLoco....
*shoves @RojoLoco to @MattSpeller... hides
This conversation took such a weird turn from the OP, and I am LOVING IT! ROFL
A probably just because of that towel
It makes a great pillow, blanket, weapon, and can be used for misc cleanup...depending on how rusty that iron dildo is, and how it's used, will depend on the cleanup needed
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@thanksajdotcom said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@thwr said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@thanksajdotcom said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@RojoLoco said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
Actually, you should be more concerned about your safety... that iron phallus has "Dafyre" etched on its side.
slides closer to @RojoLoco....
*shoves @RojoLoco to @MattSpeller... hides
This conversation took such a weird turn from the OP, and I am LOVING IT! ROFL
A probably just because of that towel
It makes a great pillow, blanket, weapon, and can be used for misc cleanup...depending on how rusty that iron dildo is, and how it's used, will depend on the cleanup needed
It's such a shame that (T)Raumschiff surprise never made it into international cinemas. You won't understand a single word of this awesome movie
Radiation safe underwear, Mr. Spuck and his turtle genes, Mr. Will Rock (the taxi driver)...
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@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
It's a @MattSpeller thing....
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@thanksajdotcom said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@thwr said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@thanksajdotcom said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@RojoLoco said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@dafyre said in Random Stuff to Bring to MangoCon 2016:
@MattSpeller Everything on that list makes sense... Except the first one... The first item has me concerned for your safety.
Actually, you should be more concerned about your safety... that iron phallus has "Dafyre" etched on its side.
slides closer to @RojoLoco....
*shoves @RojoLoco to @MattSpeller... hides
This conversation took such a weird turn from the OP, and I am LOVING IT! ROFL
A probably just because of that towel
It makes a great pillow, blanket, weapon, and can be used for misc cleanup...depending on how rusty that iron dildo is, and how it's used, will depend on the cleanup needed
Or a handkerchief... (NSFW)
http://www.thewrap.com/nick-offerman-hanky-song-american-ham-netflix/
