https://www.etsy.com/shop/StrangeFruitCannery
That's the link to my friend's Etsy shop. She makes amazing jellies out of all kinds of interesting things (beers, wines, etc). Most of the ones I've tried don't even need any toast... Just eat it with a spoon. Would make great holiday gifts... just sayin'.
Is this considered HaaS (hookers as a service) or PaaS (prostitutes as a service)?
Seriously, how socially backward do you have to be for something like this to motivate you? Those girls have no interest in you or what you do, why does them feigning interest make you work harder???
Paying is terrible advice in nearly every case. I spoke with the local Spice Corps leader last month about this very topic... his stance was that in 3 different cases where a company had paid the ransom, the number of highly targeted spearphishing attacks went through the roof because that company is now marked with a big, red bullseye that says "WE ARE SUCKERS< WE CLICK EVERYTHING AND WE PAY THE RANSOM!"
Paying the ransom makes you a repeat target.... lists of companies that pay are probably easy to find on the dark webz...
Not to mention the fact that paying helps the proliferation of cryptoware.
If I change my user name to RojoLego, will people start sending me legos? 
Please?
@IRJ said:
Jessie and Wheezy just doesn't sound right.
My new rapper name = Young Wheezy, the tuberculosis kid.
More cirrus, more nimbostratus, less cumulonimbus.
@Nic said:
@RojoLoco said:
Lol yeah - I wasn't planned either, so they screwed up, while, uh, screwing
That's one of my favorite games as an adult.... "What holiday is 9 months before your birthday???" 
And in other news, @zuphzuph brings the much maligned shortened link to Mangolassi.it!
"Mac" and "universal" are not terms that go together.
Laughing at a butthurt GG on SW who felt the need to message me about a comment that called him out for posting a sensationalized, not entirely true version of an article. He had the nerve to say "I'm not a salesman" to me. To ME of all people. Hilarious.
@net-runner said in Cisco: we're not competent.:
Well, true. But Cisco is a kind of standard for networking equipment nowadays and been those for pretty long time already. What would you recommend as an alternative?
Literally any other brand would be a better choice, but Ubiquiti is the way to go.
If they are really that.. frugal... just tell them to use windows defender.
Pretty funny to watch an apple fanboy (who is also a group admin on SW) keep removing comments from a thread because he's going all apple fanboy on it... a mod is posting suggestions (100% constructive, mind you), and he keeps deleting them because the comments would knock him off his high horse...
Hulu's top level, "ad free" tier still shows ads... So they can go get fucked by a filthy, diseased cock. My gf knows that she's not allowed to log into Hulu on my network (blocked at the pi hole level anyway, strictly on principle). Trailers for your original shit? I'll watch that. Ads on your "premium" service? Hope you die in a fire.
@Breffni-Potter more user beatings and intimidation? That's how I rule around here...
@dafyre I recently had a brilliant / horrible vision, where the lyrics to "Devil went down to GA" were sung over "Holly Jolly Xmas".... now I feel like I need to make that happen. All I need is an instrumental track, preferably close to the Burl Ives version....
*evil, grinch-like grin.....
@mlnews said in Miscellaneous Tech News:
CES 2020: Segway’s prototype wheelchair crashes at tech show
Segway's prototype wheelchair crashed during a demonstration at the CES tech show.
The S-Pod - a self-balancing electric wheelchair - was being tested by a journalist at the time. The rider had accelerated the vehicle before accidently crashing into a wall. Its maximum speed is 24mph (38km/h). The company said no one was injured. The crash made the S-Pod unavailable for further demos, but analysts say the company should not face lasting damage. "In no way is a [malfunction] a total loss. It is still a sign to the public that the company is close to the finished product," said Ross Rubin, principal analyst at Reticle Research. The S-Pod is designed to be driven in enclosed spaces such as airports, theme parks and work campuses.
Now we are 1 step closer to the vision of the future presented by the movie Wall-E.
As per @scottalanmiller above, DO NOT attempt to clean the infection... wipe and reimage all affected machines before restoring from backups. You cannot remove ransomware completely, always wipe and reimage.
@gjacobse I know that Metro Vac makes one that goes both ways...
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