EMERGENCY STATUS: NTG CORPORATE OFFICES DOWN!!!

dafyre

As per my post in another thread, I am now packing and preparing to live out the rest of my days on the moon.

Minion Queen

Current picture of staff roaming the halls @ NTG:

Yup that's about right....

Minion Queen

All is well french press to the rescue... But i had to heat water in the microwave and put grounds in the pot and push the thingy down.... I miss my keurig.

gjacobse

and here I was digging up what is left of snow to melt and filter through my socks... Hey,.. it's the best I can do on such short notice. The panic has been bad - Even I have been without coffee for the day.

lhatsynot

Well since nobody else said it... did you try to reinstall java?

coliver

@lhatsynot said:

Well since nobody else said it... did you try to reinstall java?

I heard it has to be two versions behind and specific point release or it won't work.

stacksofplates

@coliver said:

@lhatsynot said:

Well since nobody else said it... did you try to reinstall java?

I heard it has to be two versions behind and specific point release or it won't work.

And needs IE6.

lhatsynot

@johnhooks said:

@coliver said:

@lhatsynot said:

Well since nobody else said it... did you try to reinstall java?

I heard it has to be two versions behind and specific point release or it won't work.

And needs IE6.

See... you cant just switch over to Chrome. IE still has its uses.

Dashrender

@johnhooks said:

@coliver said:

@lhatsynot said:

Well since nobody else said it... did you try to reinstall java?

I heard it has to be two versions behind and specific point release or it won't work.

And needs IE6.

Oh wow that is modern.. I thought it only worked with Netscape?

coliver

@Dashrender said:

@johnhooks said:

@coliver said:

@lhatsynot said:

Well since nobody else said it... did you try to reinstall java?

I heard it has to be two versions behind and specific point release or it won't work.

And needs IE6.

Oh wow that is modern.. I thought it only worked with Netscape?

No that's the Mr. Coffee they couldn't find the right dll files to make it work.

jt1001001

Netscape? No, needs Mosaic.
Checked and unfortunately our hot spare is already in use in one of our other offices.

Dashrender

We better break out pine then (damn I can't remember the other email client of that time, elm maybe?)

travisdh1

@Dashrender said:

We better break out pine then (damn I can't remember the other email client of that time, elm maybe?)

mutt!

coliver

Maybe check the connection? Did the token ring concentrator go down?

Dashrender

@coliver said:

Maybe check the connection? Did the token ring concentrator go down?

Nope, it was unplugged and the token got lost under the couch.

art_of_shred

That French Press is my African coffee-maker. Good thing we had it!!

Minion Queen

New Keurig will be here by 2pm tomorrow Thank you Amazon!

gjacobse

@Minion-Queen said:

New Keurig will be here by 2pm tomorrow Thank you Amazon!

At which time, @art_of_shred will connect it to the network so he can script a #bash command for coffee.

travisdh1

@gjacobse said:

@Minion-Queen said:

New Keurig will be here by 2pm tomorrow Thank you Amazon!

At which time, @art_of_shred will connect it to the network so he can script a #bash command for coffee.

Don't forget about timing the brewing so it takes exactly the same amount of time to walk over to the coffee machine as brewing takes!

gjacobse

@travisdh1
Yea,.. timing is something to really work on... it'll take me an estimated 10 hours to get my cup of coffee... Might be cheaper to go to Starbucks..