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    • NicN
      Nic
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      Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

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      • Minion QueenM
        Minion Queen
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        You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).

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        • coliverC
          coliver @Nic
          last edited by

          @Nic said:

          Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

          Terminator. She will mow down viruses and spit out the bad code.

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          • PSX_DefectorP
            PSX_Defector @Nic
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            @Nic said:

            Well people have been making the obligatory food jokes, but I'm not sure that you'd actually stand a chance of winning with one of those 🙂

            What, you don't want a cow named Hamburger? Or Veal?

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller
              last edited by

              WebRoot: Keeping it Veal

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              • NicN
                Nic @PSX_Defector
                last edited by

                @PSX_Defector I'd be happy to name the cow Hamburger, but the judges for the contest are the employee's kids who I'm sure don't want to be thinking about how their pet cow is going to end up at the slaughterhouse 🙂

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                • nadnerBN
                  nadnerB
                  last edited by nadnerB

                  Mooreece
                  (think Maurice + cow noises)

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                  • ?
                    A Former User @Minion Queen
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                    @Minion-Queen said:

                    You can also go the way of cute: Brownie sounds good about now (jeeze I really need to go buy groceries).

                    The Brownie after you have some steak?

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                    • ?
                      A Former User
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                      Ham (short for Hamburger)
                      Bob
                      Executioner
                      Mad Man
                      Home Skillet
                      Son of a Bull

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                      • nadnerBN
                        nadnerB
                        last edited by

                        Stuart
                        (but think Stew-it)

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                        • tonyshowoffT
                          tonyshowoff
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                          omfg, so cute I think I just might explode all over my office!

                          Seriously!

                          Maybe "Moo-valong! Nothing to see here!"

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                            A Former User @tonyshowoff
                            last edited by A Former User

                            @tonyshowoff said:

                            might explode all over my office!

                            Don't have a cow! 🙂

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                            • JaredBuschJ
                              JaredBusch @A Former User
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                              @thecreativeone91 said:

                              Don't have a cow! 🙂

                              man.

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                              • IRJI
                                IRJ
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                                I am not sure why, but the name Vince jumps out at me when I see this calf.

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                                • MattSpellerM
                                  MattSpeller @dafyre
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                                  @dafyre said:

                                  Chuck Roaster

                                  Several good ones but this is still tops in my book

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                                  • thanksajdotcomT
                                    thanksajdotcom
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                                    My teddy bear that I've had since I was 4 has always been called Bear...so I'm not great at this...that being said...

                                    • MooLord
                                    • Groot (stolen from @Minion-Queen)
                                    • Steve (because, why not?)
                                    • Chocolate Milk (Choco for short)
                                    • Big Bertha (because it's just a scary, badass name)
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