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@nerdydad said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
My Driving doesn't terrify me in the least. It's OTHER people's driving that makes me wear brown pants on long trips.
Shhhh....It'll be okay. Just sleep. Here <gives melatonin> this will help you relax.
Ha. Don't even have to do that to me. If I'm not driving, I'm sleeping.
I once slept 12 hours on trip with my church. Slept from before we pulled out of the parking lot until just after we crossed the Mississippi River, lol.
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“My celly was locked up for 20 years before he was in jail with me. He got locked up again for beating up somebody who was talking shit at a bus station.
The guy he beat up was talking to someone else on a bluetooth headset.”
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Story from someone getting out of prison...
“My best friend got out in January after twelve years. He can’t handle the awesomeness of Netflix. Also booking shit online. I’m still teaching him Amazon. Oh and you pick your seat at the movie theater…I’m not really over that yet either.”
Um, it's been about twelve years since I went to a movie theatre with any regularity, but from the 1970s till recently, I've never, ever been in a theatre were you DIDN'T pick your own seat. What weird world did that guy live in?
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“In like 2015 I met a guy who went to jail in 1997 and had just got out. The big thing he noticed was that there weren’t as many large groups of youth out and about like when he was a kid. He said the saddest thing he saw was going to the local park and seeing almost nobody there at 6pm, when he went in the 90s there were typically 50-60 young people hanging out skating around and socializing.
I suppose the way we socialize has changed so much since then. Back then the only way you could socialize was by leaving your house and hanging out with friends, even doing nothing with friends was preferable to just hanging out inside, today people don’t do that as much.”
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@scottalanmiller HAHAHA
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Story from someone getting out of prison...
“My best friend got out in January after twelve years. He can’t handle the awesomeness of Netflix. Also booking shit online. I’m still teaching him Amazon. Oh and you pick your seat at the movie theater…I’m not really over that yet either.”
Um, it's been about twelve years since I went to a movie theatre with any regularity, but from the 1970s till recently, I've never, ever been in a theatre were you DIDN'T pick your own seat. What weird world did that guy live in?
In prison you're assigned seats when you go to a theater.
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@coliver said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Story from someone getting out of prison...
“My best friend got out in January after twelve years. He can’t handle the awesomeness of Netflix. Also booking shit online. I’m still teaching him Amazon. Oh and you pick your seat at the movie theater…I’m not really over that yet either.”
Um, it's been about twelve years since I went to a movie theatre with any regularity, but from the 1970s till recently, I've never, ever been in a theatre were you DIDN'T pick your own seat. What weird world did that guy live in?
In prison you're assigned seats when you go to a theater.
Sure, but you still remember things that are the same from before you went in. Twelve years is not a long time to remember going to the movies.
Like you wouldn't get out of prison after twelve years without a hamburger and be surprised that hamburgers exist, just as they did before you went in.
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In case, you think this is fake..
https://wreg.com/2018/10/12/man-run-over-by-lawn-mower-while-trying-to-kill-son-with-chainsaw/
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
In case, you think this is fake..
https://wreg.com/2018/10/12/man-run-over-by-lawn-mower-while-trying-to-kill-son-with-chainsaw/
Is that how you thank someone for mowing your grass?
