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Some of these are pretty good....
http://list.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes
I think number six if my favorite...
| told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Someone stole my mood ring,..
Maybe it's why I'm never in the mood.
