Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email
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@jmoore said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
I have seen versions of those directed at me. Its a vendor trying to guilt trip you in a dumb way to schedule a meeting or just be memorable which will then hopefully get you to schedule a meeting or call.
Just made me think that they are pretty weird.
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Yeah - i received tons of that crap type email - I eventually just marked them as spam and now I don't see that shit.
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"Oh, you're a marketer? Your welcome never existed. Thanks for seeing yourself out, I hate having to scoop up the poop."
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Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...
Hey Nick,
I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
E. Wait who are you again?
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@bnrstnr said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...
Hey Nick,
I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
E. Wait who are you again?
Thank you.The perfect response:
"F - I hunt marketing and advertising dicks for sport. Better have your running shoes, I'm a good shot..."
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@rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@bnrstnr said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...
Hey Nick,
I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
E. Wait who are you again?
Thank you.The perfect response:
"F - I hunt marketing and advertising dicks for sport. Better have your running shoes, I'm a good shot..."
The Most Dangerous Game - Spiceworks GG Edition
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@scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@bnrstnr said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...
Hey Nick,
I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
E. Wait who are you again?
Thank you.The perfect response:
"F - I hunt marketing and advertising dicks for sport. Better have your running shoes, I'm a good shot..."
The Most Dangerous Game - Spiceworks GG Edition
GGs are only dangerous when giving advice. Plus, I'd be armed, so their "dangerousness" lessens greatly.
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@rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@bnrstnr said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...
Hey Nick,
I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
E. Wait who are you again?
Thank you.The perfect response:
"F - I hunt marketing and advertising dicks for sport. Better have your running shoes, I'm a good shot..."
The Most Dangerous Game - Spiceworks GG Edition
GGs are only dangerous when giving advice. Plus, I'd be armed, so their "dangerousness" lessens greatly.
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@scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@bnrstnr said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...
Hey Nick,
I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
E. Wait who are you again?
Thank you.The perfect response:
"F - I hunt marketing and advertising dicks for sport. Better have your running shoes, I'm a good shot..."
The Most Dangerous Game - Spiceworks GG Edition
GGs are only dangerous when giving advice. Plus, I'd be armed, so their "dangerousness" lessens greatly.
Yeah, read it. You seemed to imply that vendors were some sort of game that would be even mildly dangerous, and that is demonstrably incorrect unless you wield the checkbook for your company. I could hunt and kill every GG on SW in the span of a week while being armed with only a tablespoon, a small swiss army knife, and a single bamboo skewer. Please cross post this to see if any of them accept my challenge.
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@rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@bnrstnr said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...
Hey Nick,
I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
E. Wait who are you again?
Thank you.The perfect response:
"F - I hunt marketing and advertising dicks for sport. Better have your running shoes, I'm a good shot..."
The Most Dangerous Game - Spiceworks GG Edition
GGs are only dangerous when giving advice. Plus, I'd be armed, so their "dangerousness" lessens greatly.
Yeah, read it. You seemed to imply that vendors were some sort of game that would be even mildly dangerous, and that is demonstrably incorrect unless you wield the checkbook for your company. I could hunt and kill every GG on SW in the span of a week while being armed with only a tablespoon, a small swiss army knife, and a single bamboo skewer. Please cross post this to see if any of them accept my challenge.
No, just that hunting them would be a fun sport.
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@scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
@bnrstnr said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:
Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...
Hey Nick,
I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
E. Wait who are you again?
Thank you.The perfect response:
"F - I hunt marketing and advertising dicks for sport. Better have your running shoes, I'm a good shot..."
The Most Dangerous Game - Spiceworks GG Edition
GGs are only dangerous when giving advice. Plus, I'd be armed, so their "dangerousness" lessens greatly.
Yeah, read it. You seemed to imply that vendors were some sort of game that would be even mildly dangerous, and that is demonstrably incorrect unless you wield the checkbook for your company. I could hunt and kill every GG on SW in the span of a week while being armed with only a tablespoon, a small swiss army knife, and a single bamboo skewer. Please cross post this to see if any of them accept my challenge.
No, just that hunting them would be a fun sport.
Let's pitch that show to some network!!!! I just want to be the axe man, the last face they see before they bleed out... you can have all the producer credit horseshit. I just want to hold up an axe and make one vendor beg for their life after admitting to only posting sales pitch BS. Then chop down slowly, so it takes multiple swings to end their miserable existence.
