AWS shock tests its data storage boxes
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@dafyre said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@RojoLoco said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@Brett-at-ioSafe said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@RojoLoco What do you have in mind?
Fewer stupid costumes, a real hammer, car going much faster when it runs over the drive, I have a long flight of steps in my house to chuck it down as well as being able to chug a pitcher of beer without assistance... you know, a realistic stress test instead of that silly horseshit in the video. No beardy hipsters whatsoever.
But you gotta admit... The beardy hipsters were a nice touch! Even if a bit over the top, ha ha.
If you lived closer to ATL, you might not think that. I could go the rest of my days without seeing another grown man in tight pants and feel just fine about it.
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@scottalanmiller said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@dafyre said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@RojoLoco said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@Brett-at-ioSafe said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@RojoLoco What do you have in mind?
Fewer stupid costumes, a real hammer, car going much faster when it runs over the drive, I have a long flight of steps in my house to chuck it down as well as being able to chug a pitcher of beer without assistance... you know, a realistic stress test instead of that silly horseshit in the video. No beardy hipsters whatsoever.
But you gotta admit... The beardy hipsters were a nice touch!
You mean like me?
Only if you were in the video.
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@RojoLoco said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@Brett-at-ioSafe said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@RojoLoco What do you have in mind?
Fewer stupid costumes, a real hammer, car going much faster when it runs over the drive, I have a long flight of steps in my house to chuck it down as well as being able to chug a pitcher of beer without assistance... you know, a realistic stress test instead of that silly horseshit in the video. No beardy hipsters whatsoever.
It'd be a real shame if someone built a little wooden house for it and accidently spilled everclear all over it and lit a smoke then was terribly careless with their match....
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@dafyre said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@scottalanmiller said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@dafyre said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@RojoLoco said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@Brett-at-ioSafe said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@RojoLoco What do you have in mind?
Fewer stupid costumes, a real hammer, car going much faster when it runs over the drive, I have a long flight of steps in my house to chuck it down as well as being able to chug a pitcher of beer without assistance... you know, a realistic stress test instead of that silly horseshit in the video. No beardy hipsters whatsoever.
But you gotta admit... The beardy hipsters were a nice touch!
You mean like me?
Only if you were in the video.
I haven't seen it so I can't say.
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@MattSpeller said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
It'd be a real shame if someone built a little wooden house for it
You mean, like Trevor Pott's REID.....
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/12/02/setting_the_iosafe_214_on_fire/
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@Brett-at-ioSafe said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@MattSpeller said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
It'd be a real shame if someone built a little wooden house for it
You mean, like Trevor Pott's REID.....
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/12/02/setting_the_iosafe_214_on_fire/
That's @cakeis_not_alie around here.
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@Brett-at-ioSafe can we give one to the slingshot guy on YouTube?
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Who? What? Where?
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@cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
Who? What? Where?
Two thumbs up for your ioSafe BBQ + greetings from BC
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@MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ?
Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.
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@cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ?
Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.
holy crap
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@MattSpeller RIGHT? Want want want, want want, want. So many things I could do with those. So awesome. So much win.
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@cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ?
Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.
That unit is awesome.
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@Reid-Cooper said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
@MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ?
Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.
That unit is awesome.
The server is not too shabby either...
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@cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.
In that case, I'm going to avoid looking at any photos taken from the ISS for the time being.
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@Brett-at-ioSafe But it's all your fault. You're the one that informed me this superpowered awesome machine existed...
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I'm willing to accept the blame for most things - I'm married; it's the easiest way - but have to draw the line at that!
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Clearly, we need to find someone else to blame for this mess. Now where'd I put that bag of dice...
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@cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:
Clearly, we need to find someone else to blame for this mess. Now where'd I put that bag of dice...
Don't you keep those below your.... ummm...... nerd boner?
