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    • dafyreD
      dafyre @RojoLoco
      last edited by dafyre

      @RojoLoco said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

      @Brett-at-ioSafe said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

      @RojoLoco What do you have in mind?

      Fewer stupid costumes, a real hammer, car going much faster when it runs over the drive, I have a long flight of steps in my house to chuck it down as well as being able to chug a pitcher of beer without assistance... you know, a realistic stress test instead of that silly horseshit in the video. No beardy hipsters whatsoever.

      But you gotta admit... The beardy hipsters were a nice touch! Even if a bit over the top, ha ha.

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      • scottalanmillerS
        scottalanmiller @dafyre
        last edited by

        @dafyre said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

        @RojoLoco said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

        @Brett-at-ioSafe said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

        @RojoLoco What do you have in mind?

        Fewer stupid costumes, a real hammer, car going much faster when it runs over the drive, I have a long flight of steps in my house to chuck it down as well as being able to chug a pitcher of beer without assistance... you know, a realistic stress test instead of that silly horseshit in the video. No beardy hipsters whatsoever.

        But you gotta admit... The beardy hipsters were a nice touch!

        You mean like me?

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        • RojoLocoR
          RojoLoco @dafyre
          last edited by

          @dafyre said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

          @RojoLoco said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

          @Brett-at-ioSafe said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

          @RojoLoco What do you have in mind?

          Fewer stupid costumes, a real hammer, car going much faster when it runs over the drive, I have a long flight of steps in my house to chuck it down as well as being able to chug a pitcher of beer without assistance... you know, a realistic stress test instead of that silly horseshit in the video. No beardy hipsters whatsoever.

          But you gotta admit... The beardy hipsters were a nice touch! Even if a bit over the top, ha ha.

          If you lived closer to ATL, you might not think that. I could go the rest of my days without seeing another grown man in tight pants and feel just fine about it.

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          • dafyreD
            dafyre @scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            @scottalanmiller said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

            @dafyre said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

            @RojoLoco said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

            @Brett-at-ioSafe said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

            @RojoLoco What do you have in mind?

            Fewer stupid costumes, a real hammer, car going much faster when it runs over the drive, I have a long flight of steps in my house to chuck it down as well as being able to chug a pitcher of beer without assistance... you know, a realistic stress test instead of that silly horseshit in the video. No beardy hipsters whatsoever.

            But you gotta admit... The beardy hipsters were a nice touch!

            You mean like me?

            Only if you were in the video. 😛

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            • MattSpellerM
              MattSpeller @RojoLoco
              last edited by

              @RojoLoco said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

              @Brett-at-ioSafe said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

              @RojoLoco What do you have in mind?

              Fewer stupid costumes, a real hammer, car going much faster when it runs over the drive, I have a long flight of steps in my house to chuck it down as well as being able to chug a pitcher of beer without assistance... you know, a realistic stress test instead of that silly horseshit in the video. No beardy hipsters whatsoever.

              It'd be a real shame if someone built a little wooden house for it and accidently spilled everclear all over it and lit a smoke then was terribly careless with their match....

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller @dafyre
                last edited by

                @dafyre said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

                @scottalanmiller said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

                @dafyre said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

                @RojoLoco said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

                @Brett-at-ioSafe said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

                @RojoLoco What do you have in mind?

                Fewer stupid costumes, a real hammer, car going much faster when it runs over the drive, I have a long flight of steps in my house to chuck it down as well as being able to chug a pitcher of beer without assistance... you know, a realistic stress test instead of that silly horseshit in the video. No beardy hipsters whatsoever.

                But you gotta admit... The beardy hipsters were a nice touch!

                You mean like me?

                Only if you were in the video. 😛

                I haven't seen it so I can't say.

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                  Brett at ioSafe Vendor @MattSpeller
                  last edited by

                  @MattSpeller said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

                  It'd be a real shame if someone built a little wooden house for it

                  You mean, like Trevor Pott's REID.....

                  http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/12/02/setting_the_iosafe_214_on_fire/

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller @Brett at ioSafe
                    last edited by

                    @Brett-at-ioSafe said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

                    @MattSpeller said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

                    It'd be a real shame if someone built a little wooden house for it

                    You mean, like Trevor Pott's REID.....

                    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/12/02/setting_the_iosafe_214_on_fire/

                    That's @cakeis_not_alie around here.

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                    • RojoLocoR
                      RojoLoco
                      last edited by

                      @Brett-at-ioSafe can we give one to the slingshot guy on YouTube?

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                      • cakeis_not_alieC
                        cakeis_not_alie
                        last edited by

                        Who? What? Where?

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                        • MattSpellerM
                          MattSpeller @cakeis_not_alie
                          last edited by MattSpeller

                          @cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

                          Who? What? Where?

                          Two thumbs up for your ioSafe BBQ + greetings from BC

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                          • cakeis_not_alieC
                            cakeis_not_alie @MattSpeller
                            last edited by

                            @MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ?

                            Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.

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                            • MattSpellerM
                              MattSpeller @cakeis_not_alie
                              last edited by

                              @cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

                              @MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ?

                              Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.

                              holy crap

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                              • cakeis_not_alieC
                                cakeis_not_alie @MattSpeller
                                last edited by

                                @MattSpeller RIGHT? Want want want, want want, want. So many things I could do with those. So awesome. So much win.

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                                • Reid CooperR
                                  Reid Cooper @cakeis_not_alie
                                  last edited by

                                  @cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

                                  @MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ?

                                  Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.

                                  That unit is awesome.

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                                  • RojoLocoR
                                    RojoLoco @Reid Cooper
                                    last edited by

                                    @Reid-Cooper said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

                                    @cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

                                    @MattSpeller Forget my BBQ. Have you seen this: https://iosafe.com/products-server5-overview ?

                                    Xeon-D capable of 8 cores and 128GB of RAM in a fireproof box with up to 8 3.5" hard drives. I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.

                                    That unit is awesome.

                                    The server is not too shabby either...

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                                      Brett at ioSafe Vendor @cakeis_not_alie
                                      last edited by

                                      @cakeis_not_alie said in AWS shock tests its data storage boxes:

                                      I have a nerd boner that can be seen from space.

                                      In that case, I'm going to avoid looking at any photos taken from the ISS for the time being.

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                                      • cakeis_not_alieC
                                        cakeis_not_alie @Brett at ioSafe
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                                        @Brett-at-ioSafe But it's all your fault. You're the one that informed me this superpowered awesome machine existed...

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                                          Brett at ioSafe Vendor @cakeis_not_alie
                                          last edited by

                                          @cakeis_not_alie

                                          I'm willing to accept the blame for most things - I'm married; it's the easiest way - but have to draw the line at that!

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                                          • cakeis_not_alieC
                                            cakeis_not_alie
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                                            Clearly, we need to find someone else to blame for this mess. Now where'd I put that bag of dice...

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