Intern Bio
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My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat helmets.
When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds – pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe.
At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. At the age of 18, I went off to evil medical school. At the age of 25, I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruple threat — an actor, dancer…
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(That's from a movie, obviously.)
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@WrCombs said in Intern Bio:
by My Uncle, who you all know as @Dashrender
I'm so sorry
Welcome to the community mate
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@MattSpeller said in Intern Bio:
@WrCombs said in Intern Bio:
by My Uncle, who you all know as @Dashrender
I'm so sorry
Welcome to the community mate
Thank you
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@MattSpeller said in Intern Bio:
@WrCombs said in Intern Bio:
by My Uncle, who you all know as @Dashrender
I'm so sorry
Welcome to the community mate
Hey - what did I ever do to you?
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@Dashrender said in Intern Bio:
@MattSpeller said in Intern Bio:
@WrCombs said in Intern Bio:
by My Uncle, who you all know as @Dashrender
I'm so sorry
Welcome to the community mate
Hey - what did I ever do to you?
Insufficient bribery and corruption
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@Dashrender said in Intern Bio:
@MattSpeller said in Intern Bio:
@WrCombs said in Intern Bio:
by My Uncle, who you all know as @Dashrender
I'm so sorry
Welcome to the community mate
Hey - what did I ever do to you?
Note: I held my tongue on this one.
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@JaredBusch said in Intern Bio:
@Dashrender said in Intern Bio:
@MattSpeller said in Intern Bio:
@WrCombs said in Intern Bio:
by My Uncle, who you all know as @Dashrender
I'm so sorry
Welcome to the community mate
Hey - what did I ever do to you?
Note: I held my tongue on this one.
Good, cause I wasn't talkin' to you anyhow
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@Dashrender said in Intern Bio:
@JaredBusch said in Intern Bio:
@Dashrender said in Intern Bio:
@MattSpeller said in Intern Bio:
@WrCombs said in Intern Bio:
by My Uncle, who you all know as @Dashrender
I'm so sorry
Welcome to the community mate
Hey - what did I ever do to you?
Note: I held my tongue on this one.
Good, cause I wasn't talkin' to you anyhow
And that usually stops me when? I was being nice because I know you are jet lagged.
