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    • alexntgA
      alexntg @art_of_shred
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      @art_of_shred said:

      Why, if that's the way it works, haven't guys figured out how to beat the system? Just date any girl that comes along and is desperate enough to date you. Then, dangle her like bait so the other girls get curious and move in closer. Then, grab one of them. Could it be that simple? Have I just unwittingly unlocked one of the secret hacks of the universe?

      Been there, done that, and it got way complicated.

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        A Former User
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        unhappy at your current job? hey use it as a way to move to another job.

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        • thanksajdotcomT
          thanksajdotcom @A Former User
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          @Hubtech said:

          unhappy at your current job? hey use it as a way to move to another job.

          After today, I am thinking very hard that I may need to be looking, and not as casually as I have been.

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          • R
            RAM.
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            Forward me some of those emails 😛

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            • alexntgA
              alexntg @thanksajdotcom
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              @ajstringham said:

              @Hubtech said:

              unhappy at your current job? hey use it as a way to move to another job.

              After today, I am thinking very hard that I may need to be looking, and not as casually as I have been.

              A bit of note - You haven't been there for all too long. Unless you're a project-based or contract worker, short hops lend to look bad on resumes.

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              • thanksajdotcomT
                thanksajdotcom @alexntg
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                @alexntg said:

                @ajstringham said:

                @Hubtech said:

                unhappy at your current job? hey use it as a way to move to another job.

                After today, I am thinking very hard that I may need to be looking, and not as casually as I have been.

                A bit of note - You haven't been there for all too long. Unless you're a project-based or contract worker, short hops lend to look bad on resumes.

                I am aware of this. Working to make sure it's not out of my control if it is a short-hop. Long story...

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                • Bill KindleB
                  Bill Kindle @scottalanmiller
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                  @scottalanmiller said:

                  It's like dating. No woman wants you when you are single, get a girlfriend and every girl wants you.

                  They get jealous because they are always comparing each others boyfriends on who's better. The ones that reject you initially are the worst.

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                  • Bill KindleB
                    Bill Kindle @art_of_shred
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                    @art_of_shred said:

                    Why, if that's the way it works, haven't guys figured out how to beat the system? Just date any girl that comes along and is desperate enough to date you. Then, dangle her like bait so the other girls get curious and move in closer. Then, grab one of them. Could it be that simple? Have I just unwittingly unlocked one of the secret hacks of the universe?

                    No, you might have just unlocked time on the couch 😛

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                    • scottalanmillerS
                      scottalanmiller @art_of_shred
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                      @art_of_shred said:

                      Why, if that's the way it works, haven't guys figured out how to beat the system? Just date any girl that comes along and is desperate enough to date you. Then, dangle her like bait so the other girls get curious and move in closer. Then, grab one of them. Could it be that simple? Have I just unwittingly unlocked one of the secret hacks of the universe?

                      Lots of guys DO do that.

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                      • thanksajdotcomT
                        thanksajdotcom @scottalanmiller
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                        @scottalanmiller said:

                        @art_of_shred said:

                        Why, if that's the way it works, haven't guys figured out how to beat the system? Just date any girl that comes along and is desperate enough to date you. Then, dangle her like bait so the other girls get curious and move in closer. Then, grab one of them. Could it be that simple? Have I just unwittingly unlocked one of the secret hacks of the universe?

                        Lots of guys DO do that.

                        You said do-do...
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                        It's even more appropriate because the one on the left looks kinda like Scott...don't you think so @Minion-Queen ?? ROFL!

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                        • Minion QueenM
                          Minion Queen Banned
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                          Someone sent me a minion laugh audio file yesterday morning. I have now made it my ring tone. So during the day I keep my sound off on my phone but turn it back on after 5pm. Last night my phone rang and made me jump and then laugh I almost didn't answer the phone in time

                          @ajstringham yeah kinda.....

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller @Minion Queen
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                            @Minion-Queen said:

                            Someone sent me a minion laugh audio file yesterday morning. I have now made it my ring tone. So during the day I keep my sound off on my phone but turn it back on after 5pm. Last night my phone rang and made me jump and then laugh I almost didn't answer the phone in time

                            @ajstringham yeah kinda.....

                            Lmao

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                            • thanksajdotcomT
                              thanksajdotcom @Minion Queen
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                              @Minion-Queen said:

                              Someone sent me a minion laugh audio file yesterday morning. I have now made it my ring tone. So during the day I keep my sound off on my phone but turn it back on after 5pm. Last night my phone rang and made me jump and then laugh I almost didn't answer the phone in time

                              @ajstringham yeah kinda.....

                              Now who coulda done something like that...I wonder...

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