I think we need a mascot...

MattSpeller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tj5vHOfJGI
*totally copyrighted but too funny not to share

Nic

Don't forget the Lassi/Lassie angle - we could have a border collie involed

MattSpeller

@Nic omg yes puppies!

MattSpeller

ok ok ok I got this.... are you ready?

SURE you're ready?

A mango.... carved into the shape of LASSIE!

BOOM
minds blown

RojoLoco

@MattSpeller drops mic, walks off stage triumphantly.

DustinB3403

@MattSpeller Wouldn't that just look like a mango colored dog?

MattSpeller

@DustinB3403 Whoa man, you're not seeing my vision! It's a mango.... carved into Lassie!

I should go apply to pitch TV shows.

Edit: in case it's not already obvious, this was all a joke

coliver

@MattSpeller Wouldn't that just look like a mango colored dog?

I slightly wet, mango colored dog... if you let it dry out it would be a shriveled, mango colored dog.

MattSpeller

@coliver no way man, it needs to be temporal, fleeting, existing in the moment like bits wizzing around my network before hitting a 10mbit hub

coliver

@coliver no way man, it needs to be temporal, fleeting, existing in the moment like bits wizzing around my network before hitting a 10mbit hub

Then drops never to be seen again as the packet queue is already at 200% capacity.