Sodium App bug

scottalanmiller

@manxam said in Sodium App bug:

@scottalanmiller said in Sodium App bug:

Is there going to be a field for "Pet Name"?

UbuntuServer -> SamHatesMeBecauseImUbuntu
WindowsServer -> SamLooksDownOnMe
CiscoRouter -> SamThinksImNoBetterThanAnOverPricedHooker
CentOSServer -> SamUnderstandsMe

This would actually be worthy of coding "pet names" for. hah

You could autofill them.

manxam

Every computer gets a totally random "pet name"? I'd donate to the cause. The more hilarious the names, the more I'll donate

QuixoticJeremy

@manxam said in Sodium App bug:

@quixoticjeremy : Honestly though, a field for "Alias" would be excellent as sometimes you can more easily describe a particular PC by task, user, or looks than by the actual hostname.

"The loud thing under Jeremy's desk"

BTW, the hostname is "HPML110G7" for the computer in question...

@manxam There is an assettag field already, and at one point I could have swore I did do a "alias" field as well but perhaps that was lost when I released the "new" dash. I'll look into getting that back on this latest dash.

QuixoticJeremy

@scottalanmiller said in Sodium App bug:

@quixoticjeremy said in Sodium App bug:

@manxam said in Sodium App bug:

@scottalanmiller said in Sodium App bug:

Is there going to be a field for "Pet Name"?

UbuntuServer -> SamHatesMeBecauseImUbuntu
WindowsServer -> SamLooksDownOnMe
CiscoRouter -> SamThinksImNoBetterThanAnOverPricedHooker
CentOSServer -> SamUnderstandsMe

This would actually be worthy of coding "pet names" for. hah

You could autofill them.

This could actually be a really fun concept. Randomly generated hilarious pet names that don't really mean anything more than a fun pet name? I could go for that. Perhaps once more of the main functionality is in place we'll put this in place. I'll have to talk to project management about it.

manxam

I can see that going really well in a production meeting..

manxam

http://www.namegeneratorfun.com/

I suggest the "My Little Pony" generator

THOUGH.. the "Tough guy" generator did come up with "Savage KnobSlam" so... umm..

scottalanmiller

@manxam said in Sodium App bug:

Every computer gets a totally random "pet name"? I'd donate to the cause. The more hilarious the names, the more I'll donate

A pet name generator function could be pretty hilarious.

QuixoticJeremy

@manxam said in Sodium App bug:

http://www.namegeneratorfun.com/

I suggest the "My Little Pony" generator

THOUGH.. the "Tough guy" generator did come up with "Savage KnobSlam" so... umm..

If I actually get project management to approve this my life will be complete

scottalanmiller

Your System's Pet Name is: "Petty Officer Mildred Ratcliff-Pusscat"

scottalanmiller

Or: "Usppema Stormhopper"

scottalanmiller

Or: "Rosemary Paradise"

scottalanmiller

Or: "Paradise Bubbles"

scottalanmiller

I could do this all night.

manxam

You still can't beat "Savage KnobSlam". It can be both a computer name and your porn name

scottalanmiller

@manxam said in Sodium App bug:

You still can't beat "Savage KnobSlam". It can be both a computer name and your porn name

You mean I should stop using my existing one?

manxam

Oh, so that was you in that video..

scottalanmiller

@manxam said in Sodium App bug:

Oh, so that was you in that video..

Often, yes.