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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
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      @MattSpeller said:

      Never under-estimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tape on the highway - unknown

      –Andrew Tanenbaum

      See a few posts to the north.

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      • MattSpellerM
        MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
        last edited by

        @scottalanmiller good grief that's twice now that I've done that today. Thank you for the correction & attribution.

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        • gjacobseG
          gjacobse
          last edited by

          ("It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature!"

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            Just added this one...

            That's like looking under the hood of your car to figure out why Jiffy Lube isn't open on Sundays.

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            • DustinB3403D
              DustinB3403
              last edited by

              I don't have to believe in it for you to be lucky

              Regarding said being very lucky that Cryptolocker didn't spread.

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              • art_of_shredA
                art_of_shred
                last edited by

                "In a race between a rock and a pig, don't varnish your clams" ~ Dilbert (Elbonian saying)

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                • MattSpellerM
                  MattSpeller
                  last edited by

                  There's always time to do it right the second time - Unknown, heard on youtube channel AvE

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                  • gjacobseG
                    gjacobse
                    last edited by

                    It’s supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button.

                    –John Brunner

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                    • gjacobseG
                      gjacobse
                      last edited by

                      Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                      –Aldous Huxley

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                      • MattSpellerM
                        MattSpeller @gjacobse
                        last edited by

                        @gjacobse said:

                        Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                        –Aldous Huxley

                        Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

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                        • scottalanmillerS
                          scottalanmiller @MattSpeller
                          last edited by

                          @MattSpeller said:

                          @gjacobse said:

                          Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

                          –Aldous Huxley

                          Scientific progress goes boink - Calvin and Hobbes

                          Less of a quote, more of a book title.

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                          • MattSpellerM
                            MattSpeller @scottalanmiller
                            last edited by

                            @scottalanmiller couldn't help myself once triggered by the previous post - an excellent book 🙂

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              I have that book.

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller
                                last edited by

                                Added: "Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you."

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                                • DustinB3403D
                                  DustinB3403
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                                  "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

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                                  • nadnerBN
                                    nadnerB @DustinB3403
                                    last edited by nadnerB

                                    @DustinB3403 said:

                                    "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                                    Nothing is fool proof to the sufficiently talented fool. 😉
                                    (I think it might also apply to the stupid)

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                                    • JoyJ
                                      Joy @DustinB3403
                                      last edited by

                                      @DustinB3403 said:

                                      "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403

                                      @DustinB3403 Words of Wisdom

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                                      • dafyreD
                                        dafyre
                                        last edited by

                                        "If data is valuable enough to be stored, it should be backed up." -- @scottalanmiller

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                                        • RobQR
                                          RobQ
                                          last edited by

                                          "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller @RobQ
                                            last edited by

                                            @RobQ said:

                                            "Help Help!, I'm stuck in this garage!" -Scott Alan Miller 😉

                                            I think that the better one was "I can't talk now, if you can't help me get out of this garage and aren't the police I can't talk to you.".... Click.

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