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    • nadnerBN
      nadnerB
      last edited by

      "There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors"

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      • Emad RE
        Emad R @scottalanmiller
        last edited by Emad R

        @scottalanmiller

        "Suspicion breeds confidence" - IT security project I found and forgot its name

        non IT:

        "One of the codes I live by: my appearance should be in no way noteworthy, but then again not so unnoteworthy as to being itself noteworthy" - david Mitchell

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        • ObsolesceO
          Obsolesce
          last edited by

          Just because something may be supported, doesn't imply that it is support.
          –highbrow

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          • jclambertJ
            jclambert @DustinB3403
            last edited by jclambert

            "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403
            @DustinB3403
            Back in the early 90s when colored screens were a luxury and the main desktop OS was 3 characters, I wrote an ERP system for a manufacturing company in C. One of the secretaries there did her very best to make me a better programmer. It seemed to be her mission.

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            • DustinB3403D
              DustinB3403 @dafyre
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              @dafyre said in IT Quotes I Like:

              We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

              -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

              From ERCOT's leadership.

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                JasGot
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                @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller @JasGot
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                  @JasGot said in IT Quotes I Like:

                  @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

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                  OMG I love this.

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                  • DustinB3403D
                    DustinB3403
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                    @nadnerb said in Ransomware Isn't the Problem, IT Departments Are:

                    meatware being meatware

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                    • pmonchoP
                      pmoncho
                      last edited by

                      Everyone has a test environment, some even have a production environment - Unknown

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                        krzykat
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                        The problem is an ID 10 T issue

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                        • scottalanmillerS
                          scottalanmiller @scottalanmiller
                          last edited by

                          New quotes this week...

                          Planning is only useful when it can be used for preparation.

                          and

                          When deploying software we should never be concerned with how long the vendor will continue to provide support, but rather by how soon we get to update.

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