SpiceWorld Assistant/Body Guard
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@Dashrender said:
Interesting idea, if for no other reason than the experience...
They will be getting some IT knowledge and lots of Marketing/Sales training if they pay attention.
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@tonyshowoff said:
She may be a queen, but she's still paying you and if you run away I don't think there's anything she can do about it, surely not have you hunted down and recaptured.
Have you met the Minion Queen? If it wasn't so blase she would have us all in dog collars and leashes, just to keep us close to her ever changing whims.
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@PSX_Defector said:
@tonyshowoff said:
She may be a queen, but she's still paying you and if you run away I don't think there's anything she can do about it, surely not have you hunted down and recaptured.
Have you met the Minion Queen? If it wasn't so blase she would have us all in dog collars and leashes, just to keep us close to her ever changing whims.
I'd be careful, some people may be too into that for comfort
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@tonyshowoff said:
@PSX_Defector said:
@tonyshowoff said:
She may be a queen, but she's still paying you and if you run away I don't think there's anything she can do about it, surely not have you hunted down and recaptured.
Have you met the Minion Queen? If it wasn't so blase she would have us all in dog collars and leashes, just to keep us close to her ever changing whims.
I'd be careful, some people may be too into that for comfort
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.
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Wow I just saw this thread.. and I am about to say "I will volunteer" but when i read this lols
@Minion-Queen said:
(you would not be able to get drink heavily sorry need someone with it to keep track of me). -
Yeah, I could do it... next year. This year is a bit crammed around that time.
ĀFor selection next year, I present a list of my koalafications
- I am designated pack animal at weddings, picnics, shopping trips and other various events where stuff needs to be shifted/carried.
- I don't drink a lot
- I can use a big scary voice to make minions cower before me
- I'd have no idea where I would be going so I'd need to tag along with someone
- I can Hip n Shoulder like a freight train
- I can be incredibly silly and fun without being intoxicated.
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EDIT: above submitted for lulz, it's far too expensive to get there (even if you did pay for it, NTG might go bust
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For those unfamiliar with the ol' Hip n Shoulder:
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Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.
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@Doughnut said:
Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.
Sure. I can do that!
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@Minion-Queen said:
@Doughnut said:
Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.
Sure. I can do that!
I can see it now, the gun will be a barcode scanning gun
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@Dashrender said:
@Minion-Queen said:
@Doughnut said:
Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.
Sure. I can do that!
I can see it now, the gun will be a barcode scanning gun
Oh I have some plans brewing now that he mentioned it muwahahaha
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I have hired someone! Thanks for the never ending source of entertainment.
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Ahhhhhh. I was just suiting up in my village people cop uniform before Skyping you.
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Oh good Lord glad that I found someone than!
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So, who is this person?
A professional minion? -
I was wondering about that too. It's a minion now, that's for sure.
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GRR!!
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@thanksaj said:
GRR!!
Meow!
Why are we doing animal noises now? -
Woof!
