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I've spent the last few years developing an immunity to iocaine powder

Sadly kids today would be more in danger from the peanuts.

Peanut butter makes me sleepy. If I eat a PB&J sandwich, I'll be taking a nap in an hour. I've tried it with just the peanut butter and it's absolutely that, or maybe that I like Saturday afternoon naps.

I get sleeping from eating anything.

Texkonc

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User 2: "This is ridiculous. What am I supposed to do all day?"

Please tell me the helpdesk lines are recorded? Play that for their boss.

I doubt it. VoIP is done through another contractor and what they have here is ancient.

Telephony. If it aint broke, dont touch it, because no one wants to touch it with a 10 foot pole.

JaredBusch

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I'm being screamed at because people can't watch Jenna Marbles. Is this real life? I seriously don't even know anymore

You're going to wake up tomorrow and wonder if this was all a dream... and then your phone will ring, and you will realize that nope, you are still stuck in the nightmare.

The buddhists really had it right. Life is suffering.

That was Princess Bride