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The band Clutch may have some of the coolest lyrics in rock and metal. Here's a sample from Sleestak Lighting:
West Virginia has its Moth Man,
Pan handlers' got their Skunk Ape.
But I have a taser and night vision goggles,
Costco rolls of black duct tape.
It's got red eyes, it's got razor claws,
It's got green skin, no it ain't a meth-head.
And after studying its behavior, objectively and critically,
I believe I have a reliable method. -
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Everything working fine today, then this:
"I am running some issues with my outlook these two days.
It is hardly connected to the server, thus stop downloading emails to my outlook.
I am currently physically in China. Could you help look at what is going on?"
Ugh! Hate these e-mails!!
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@Son-of-Jor-El said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Everything working fine today, then this:
"I am running some issues with my outlook these two days.
It is hardly connected to the server, thus stop downloading emails to my outlook.
I am currently physically in China. Could you help look at what is going on?"
Ugh! Hate these e-mails!!
Ticket Reply:
User located in China. Access to company resources forbidden. User account blocked until they return to the office to have their machine re-imaged.
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@dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@Son-of-Jor-El said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Everything working fine today, then this:
"I am running some issues with my outlook these two days.
It is hardly connected to the server, thus stop downloading emails to my outlook.
I am currently physically in China. Could you help look at what is going on?"
Ugh! Hate these e-mails!!
Ticket Reply:
User located in China. Access to company resources forbidden. User account blocked until they return to the office to have their machine re-imaged.
What's even better about this? It came in.....via e-mail.
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@Son-of-Jor-El said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@Son-of-Jor-El said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Everything working fine today, then this:
"I am running some issues with my outlook these two days.
It is hardly connected to the server, thus stop downloading emails to my outlook.
I am currently physically in China. Could you help look at what is going on?"
Ugh! Hate these e-mails!!
Ticket Reply:
User located in China. Access to company resources forbidden. User account blocked until they return to the office to have their machine re-imaged.
What's even better about this? It came in.....via e-mail.
D'oh!
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It keeps getting better!!
"Could I reset the outlook? Apparently my laptop is syncing on outlook.
Thanks for some guidance."
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Taken at my apartment this weekend... That's a Conan the Barbarian replica sword with a lampshade and one of my BFFs
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@Son-of-Jor-El said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
It keeps getting better!!
"Could I reset the outlook? Apparently my laptop is syncing on outlook.
Thanks for some guidance."
You should tell them that their outlook is taking longer to sync because the Chinese government has to read all of their emails before it goes through.
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@thanksajdotcom said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Taken at my apartment this weekend... That's a Conan the Barbarian replica sword with a lampshade and one of my BFFs
What's special about this picture? Just looks like another Linux programmer with a few minutes to kill (no pun intended).
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@art_of_shred said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@thanksajdotcom said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
Taken at my apartment this weekend... That's a Conan the Barbarian replica sword with a lampshade and one of my BFFs
What's special about this picture? Just looks like another Linux programmer with a few minutes to kill (no pun intended).
just one of my BFFs. We moved in my gf and my roommate fully over the weekend, and as they were sorting stuff out, they were acting silly. This was one of the results.
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@thanksajdotcom I really need to buy a sword.
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@ChrisL No one in IT should ever have access to weapons
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@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@ChrisL No one in IT should ever have access to weapons
I beg to differ.
On my wish list
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@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@ChrisL No one in IT should ever have access to weapons
Too late. I took karate when I was 12. I'm practically a walking weapon.
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@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@ChrisL No one in IT should ever have access to weapons
My roommate has an AR-15. And knives...so many knives...
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@thanksajdotcom said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@ChrisL No one in IT should ever have access to weapons
My roommate has an AR-15. And knives...so many knives...
Nice!! After work I have to go purchase a new holster. Mine broke last week.
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@ChrisL said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@ChrisL No one in IT should ever have access to weapons
Too late. I took karate when I was 12. I'm practically a walking weapon.
You took one class when you were 12, watch out
