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I fall somewhere in between... My house has mechanical locks and windows, no Smart Home Assistants (not counting phones). I do have a Nest Thermostat...

But I also have a gun and am ready to shoot things that talk and are not supposed to.

JaredBusch

@dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

This is actually accurate for me

I fall somewhere in between... My house has mechanical locks and windows, no Smart Home Assistants (not counting phones). I do have a Nest Thermostat...

But I also have a gun and am ready to shoot things that talk and are not supposed to.

You wouldn't hear anything talking anyway. Because I'll hack your ears first.

dafyre

@JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

This is actually accurate for me

I fall somewhere in between... My house has mechanical locks and windows, no Smart Home Assistants (not counting phones). I do have a Nest Thermostat...

But I also have a gun and am ready to shoot things that talk and are not supposed to.

You wouldn't hear anything talking anyway. Because I'll hack your ears first.

Huh? What did you say?

tonyshowoff

@dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

This is actually accurate for me

I fall somewhere in between... My house has mechanical locks and windows, no Smart Home Assistants (not counting phones). I do have a Nest Thermostat...

But I also have a gun and am ready to shoot things that talk and are not supposed to.

You wouldn't hear anything talking anyway. Because I'll hack your ears first.

Huh? What did you say?

I think he said something about hacking William Randolph Hearst.

dafyre

@tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@JaredBusch said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

This is actually accurate for me

I fall somewhere in between... My house has mechanical locks and windows, no Smart Home Assistants (not counting phones). I do have a Nest Thermostat...

But I also have a gun and am ready to shoot things that talk and are not supposed to.

You wouldn't hear anything talking anyway. Because I'll hack your ears first.

Huh? What did you say?

I think he said something about hacking William Randolph Hearst.

*takes implant off and whacks it on the desk

Oh, okay, I thought my batteries had died for a minute. As long as he's not hacking my implant and making everybody sound like an Oompah Loompah song, I'll be alright.

Edit: If you must hack my ears, please upgrade me from Donald Duck.