Is It Just Me... Oracle Ad

scottalanmiller

Have a whale of a time at Oracle Days?

thanksajdotcom

Have a whale of a time at Oracle Days?

Nope, not even in the same league...(nautical pun intended)

nadnerB

Perhaps Oracle are going to spawn their hideous love child that they created with themselves... Possibly an inbred clone but 1/8th their size... Enter mini-us

MattSpeller

@coliver said:

@Nic said:

"Get pregnant at Oracle Day!"

Oracle is definitely trying to penetrate the market.

Your pun gave me cancer

NetworkNerdWifey

"Digital Disruption"

What's more disruptive than a successful sperm? Clever.

thanksajdotcom

@NetworkNerdWifey said:

"Digital Disruption"

What's more disruptive than a successful sperm? Clever.

Amen to that.

scottalanmiller

Are you pregnant with anticipation for Oracle Days?

Reid Cooper

Oracle... I hope that you brought protection.

NetworkNerdWifey

I can think of lots of swag ideas for this........stress balls.....

scottalanmiller

@NetworkNerdWifey said:

I can think of lots of swag ideas for this........stress balls.....

Badum tiss

scottalanmiller

Oracle... come early for the best swag.

coliver

@scottalanmiller That's a good one.

scottalanmiller

Instead of massage booths they can give free facials.

thanksajdotcom

@scottalanmiller said:

Instead of massage booths they can give free facials.

This is getting wrong fast...

scottalanmiller

that's what she said.

if your situation looks like that....get to the doc ASAP