Certifications in the toilet
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I bet that job stinks
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Have they ever used that plunger to resolve their network congestion?
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The network has gone to crap.
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Do they have regular... brown outs?
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Well when shit has hit the fan at least you'll have somewhere to flush it...
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this belong to the I can't even thread lol.
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@dbeato said in Certifications in the toilet:
this belong to the I can't even thread lol.
I think someone put it there.
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The server has hit the shit-bricks now...
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@scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:
@irj said in Certifications in the toilet:
Good thing toilets never back up...
Neither do those servers!
Actually... I need to edit my content. They don't have backups, and never have. Ever. They do use "Previous Versions" aka volume shadow copies; which of course are NOT backups. They should know... because when they got hit with cryptoware last year, the first thing the infection did was -you guessed it- delete their shadow copies.
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@scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:
No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?
Is that a desktop being used asa server?
I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.
Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.
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Edited original content to reflect an optional phase of the projects... just burn it, salt the land, and start a new.
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@bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed
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@dustinb3403 said in Certifications in the toilet:
@bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed
The shit and the fan are scarily close to each other there.
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I couldn't stop myself laughing seeing this thread
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@bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:
@scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:
No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?
Is that a desktop being used asa server?
I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.
Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.
It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.
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@jaredbusch said in Certifications in the toilet:
@bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:
@scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:
No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?
Is that a desktop being used asa server?
I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.
Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.
It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.
The bidet drain!
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Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!
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Bigger downloads with a bigger pipe!
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@obsolesce said in Certifications in the toilet:
Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!
At least more tools to correct any overrun conditions. . .
