What Are You Doing Right Now
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At some point you just call them out for it right? Like "Hurry the [moderated] up, it's coffee, not a new nose!"
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@DustinB3403 said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
At some point you just call them out for it right? Like "Hurry the [moderated] up, it's coffee, not a new nose!"
If People Magazine wants to constantly push the "Celebs--they're just like us!" image, you better believe they're getting the "Hurry up asshole!" treatment too.
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So yeah... there was some water on my kitchen floor, turns out it was leaking out of my now very warm refrigerator. I'm fairly sure that next will be me getting struck by lightning (even though it's sunny out). FML.
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@RojoLoco said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
So yeah... there was some water on my kitchen floor, turns out it was leaking out of my now very warm refrigerator. I'm fairly sure that next will be me getting struck by lightning (even though it's sunny out). FML.
Did you turn it off and turn it on again?
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@art_of_shred said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@RojoLoco said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
So yeah... there was some water on my kitchen floor, turns out it was leaking out of my now very warm refrigerator. I'm fairly sure that next will be me getting struck by lightning (even though it's sunny out). FML.
Did you turn it off and turn it on again?
I kicked the shit out of it and cursed it severely, is that the same thing?
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@RojoLoco said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@art_of_shred said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@RojoLoco said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
So yeah... there was some water on my kitchen floor, turns out it was leaking out of my now very warm refrigerator. I'm fairly sure that next will be me getting struck by lightning (even though it's sunny out). FML.
Did you turn it off and turn it on again?
I kicked the shit out of it and cursed it severely, is that the same thing?
Not exactly, but that has also been known to work on occasion.
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@RojoLoco said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@art_of_shred said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@RojoLoco said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
So yeah... there was some water on my kitchen floor, turns out it was leaking out of my now very warm refrigerator. I'm fairly sure that next will be me getting struck by lightning (even though it's sunny out). FML.
Did you turn it off and turn it on again?
I kicked the shit out of it and cursed it severely, is that the same thing?
Hands on, eh?
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@thwr said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@RojoLoco said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@art_of_shred said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@RojoLoco said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
So yeah... there was some water on my kitchen floor, turns out it was leaking out of my now very warm refrigerator. I'm fairly sure that next will be me getting struck by lightning (even though it's sunny out). FML.
Did you turn it off and turn it on again?
I kicked the shit out of it and cursed it severely, is that the same thing?
Hands on, eh?
Feet.
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Just handed out the award for our 10,000th ticket!! One of my users is getting dinner on the company.
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@MattSpeller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
Just handed out the award for our 10,000th ticket!! One of my users is getting dinner on the company.
Wait... so, you reward users for bothering you on a regular basis?
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@RojoLoco said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@thwr said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@RojoLoco said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@art_of_shred said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@RojoLoco said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
So yeah... there was some water on my kitchen floor, turns out it was leaking out of my now very warm refrigerator. I'm fairly sure that next will be me getting struck by lightning (even though it's sunny out). FML.
Did you turn it off and turn it on again?
I kicked the shit out of it and cursed it severely, is that the same thing?
Hands on, eh?
Feet.
Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee when I read that.
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@art_of_shred said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@MattSpeller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
Just handed out the award for our 10,000th ticket!! One of my users is getting dinner on the company.
Wait... so, you reward users for bothering you on a regular basis?
Yep!
Especially considering if they ceased to bother us I'd cease to be employed.
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@MattSpeller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@art_of_shred said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@MattSpeller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
Just handed out the award for our 10,000th ticket!! One of my users is getting dinner on the company.
Wait... so, you reward users for bothering you on a regular basis?
Yep!
Especially considering if they ceased to bother us I'd cease to be employed.
There is a balance there. You can be bothered less and still maintain the same value to the company, to a point. That's the line you don't want to cross. Close isn't a bad thing though. You can always resort to mild sabotage if the balance is dangerously close to being upset. Just don't get caught.
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@art_of_shred said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@MattSpeller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@art_of_shred said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@MattSpeller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
Just handed out the award for our 10,000th ticket!! One of my users is getting dinner on the company.
Wait... so, you reward users for bothering you on a regular basis?
Yep!
Especially considering if they ceased to bother us I'd cease to be employed.
There is a balance there. You can be bothered less and still maintain the same value to the company, to a point. That's the line you don't want to cross. Close isn't a bad thing though. You can always resort to mild sabotage if the balance is dangerously close to being upset. Just don't get caught.
Don't be giving out my secrets
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@art_of_shred said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
@MattSpeller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
Just handed out the award for our 10,000th ticket!! One of my users is getting dinner on the company.
Wait... so, you reward users for bothering you on a regular basis?
Should be the other way around
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Well at least it's somewhat random. Some user happened to generate the 10,000th ticket. At least it's not the user who has created the most tickets when the first 10,000 are tallied. Then it would be the company honoring that one user who's been the bain of your existence. They might as well be sticking a knife in your back and laughing about it.
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Wait, wouldn't that be very much like @Minion-Queen giving @JaredBusch an award for being the most moderated ML user?
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@art_of_shred said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
Wait, wouldn't that be very much like @Minion-Queen giving @JaredBusch an award for being the most moderated ML user?
Truth hurts sometimes.
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I feel that this thing may have somehow gone sideways. Has the joke been left a face-value, or has @JaredBusch now accepted his title as a challenge to be upheld?
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@art_of_shred said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
I feel that this thing may have somehow gone sideways. Has the joke been left a face-value,
Sideways? On ML? Not a chance.
@art_of_shred said in What Are You Doing Right Now:
or has @JaredBusch now accepted his title as a challenge to be upheld?
Nah, if I took myself that seriously, I would deserve to have @DustinB3403 put us out of my misery
