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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller
      last edited by

      If free was installed on Windows, PowerShell would have it the same as BASH or ZSH or whatever do on Linux. If you push BASH on Windows, it would lack the free command as well.

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      • scottalanmillerS
        scottalanmiller
        last edited by

        Try this...

        systeminfo |find "Available Physical Memory"
        
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        • GreyG
          Grey @scottalanmiller
          last edited by

          @scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

          Try this...

          systeminfo |find "Available Physical Memory"
          

          findstr /c:"stuff"

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          • wirestyle22W
            wirestyle22
            last edited by

            A vendor made it all the way down to us to meet with our managers because he used the buzzword "cyber security" and cityhall thought we should listen to what he had to say. He was a shitty salesguy that couldn't answer basic questions.

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            • dafyreD
              dafyre
              last edited by

              Straight PowerShell there if you're interested. Probably another 10k easier ways to do it, but this works.

              #Free
              
              $freemem=get-wmiobject -class Win32_OperatingSystem
              
               $objFree=[pscustomobject]@{
                 totalMemory="$([math]::round($freemem.TotalVisibleMemorySize/1024,2)) MB"
                 usedMemory = "$([math]::round(($freemem.TotalVisibleMemorySize - $freemem.FreePhysicalMemory)/1024,2)) MB"
                 freeMemory="$([math]::round($freemem.FreePhysicalMemory/1024,2)) MB"
                 #freeVirtMem ="$([math]::round($freemem.freevirtualmemory/1024,2)) MB"
                 totalSwap = "$([math]::round($freemem.SizeStoredInPagingFiles/1024,2)) MB"
                 usedSwap = "$([math]::round(($freemem.SizeStoredInPagingFiles - $freemem.FreeSpaceInPagingFiles)/1024,2)) MB"
                 freeSwap = "$([math]::round($freemem.FreeSpaceInPagingFiles/1024,2)) MB"
                 
              
              }
              
              
               $objFree|ft -auto
              

              Outputs a table like so:

              totalMemory usedMemory  freeMemory totalSwap  usedSwap   freeSwap  
              ----------- ----------  ---------- ---------  --------   --------  
              20477.57 MB 19544.93 MB 932.63 MB  7450.47 MB 2237.02 MB 5213.45 MB
              
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              • DashrenderD
                Dashrender @wirestyle22
                last edited by

                @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                A vendor made it all the way down to us to meet with our managers because he used the buzzword "cyber security" and cityhall thought we should listen to what he had to say. He was a shitty salesguy that couldn't answer basic questions.

                Remind me why your company has a contract? - WOW - Just wow!!!

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                • wirestyle22W
                  wirestyle22 @Dashrender
                  last edited by

                  @Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                  @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                  A vendor made it all the way down to us to meet with our managers because he used the buzzword "cyber security" and cityhall thought we should listen to what he had to say. He was a shitty salesguy that couldn't answer basic questions.

                  Remind me why your company has a contract? - WOW - Just wow!!!

                  Couldn't tell you

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                  • DashrenderD
                    Dashrender @Dashrender
                    last edited by

                    @Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                    @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                    A vendor made it all the way down to us to meet with our managers because he used the buzzword "cyber security" and cityhall thought we should listen to what he had to say. He was a shitty salesguy that couldn't answer basic questions.

                    Remind me why your company has a contract? - WOW - Just wow!!!

                    FYI, this is not a knock on his company (or really, his company's contracting company) - it's on the city who has chosen to outsource their IT to the company that hired Wire's company. But if you are outsourcing all this stuff, why are you talking to ANYONE besides your outsource provider?

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                    • DustinB3403D
                      DustinB3403 @wirestyle22
                      last edited by

                      @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                      A vendor made it all the way down to us to meet with our managers because he used the buzzword "cyber security" and cityhall thought we should listen to what he had to say. He was a shitty salesguy that couldn't answer basic questions.

                      So did you call him for the BS in front of the managers?

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller @Dashrender
                        last edited by

                        @Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                        @Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                        @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                        A vendor made it all the way down to us to meet with our managers because he used the buzzword "cyber security" and cityhall thought we should listen to what he had to say. He was a shitty salesguy that couldn't answer basic questions.

                        Remind me why your company has a contract? - WOW - Just wow!!!

                        FYI, this is not a knock on his company (or really, his company's contracting company) - it's on the city who has chosen to outsource their IT to the company that hired Wire's company. But if you are outsourcing all this stuff, why are you talking to ANYONE besides your outsource provider?

                        Because they have loads of outsourcers, probably.

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                        • DashrenderD
                          Dashrender @scottalanmiller
                          last edited by

                          @scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                          @Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                          @Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                          @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                          A vendor made it all the way down to us to meet with our managers because he used the buzzword "cyber security" and cityhall thought we should listen to what he had to say. He was a shitty salesguy that couldn't answer basic questions.

                          Remind me why your company has a contract? - WOW - Just wow!!!

                          FYI, this is not a knock on his company (or really, his company's contracting company) - it's on the city who has chosen to outsource their IT to the company that hired Wire's company. But if you are outsourcing all this stuff, why are you talking to ANYONE besides your outsource provider?

                          Because they have loads of outsourcers, probably.

                          you mean like the person who probably manages them is an outsourced person 😛

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller @Dashrender
                            last edited by

                            @Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                            @scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                            @Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                            @Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                            @wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                            A vendor made it all the way down to us to meet with our managers because he used the buzzword "cyber security" and cityhall thought we should listen to what he had to say. He was a shitty salesguy that couldn't answer basic questions.

                            Remind me why your company has a contract? - WOW - Just wow!!!

                            FYI, this is not a knock on his company (or really, his company's contracting company) - it's on the city who has chosen to outsource their IT to the company that hired Wire's company. But if you are outsourcing all this stuff, why are you talking to ANYONE besides your outsource provider?

                            Because they have loads of outsourcers, probably.

                            you mean like the person who probably manages them is an outsourced person 😛

                            That's probably true, but not what I meant 🙂

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                            • RojoLocoR
                              RojoLoco
                              last edited by

                              Happy 74th birthday to Malcom McDowell!
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                              (looks like me binge watching on a weekend...)

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                              • DustinB3403D
                                DustinB3403
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                                https://i.redd.it/e1js7n79sg3z.jpg

                                ".. . and I didn't want to get shot"

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                                • DustinB3403D
                                  DustinB3403
                                  last edited by

                                  This is when dash cams are worth the money.

                                  https://i.redd.it/0zf55tt05h3z.gif

                                  But damn. . .

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                                  • DustinB3403D
                                    DustinB3403
                                    last edited by DustinB3403

                                    Who the hell designs a building in the shape of a human..

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                                    Source link to Google Earth

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller
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                                      • DustinB3403D
                                        DustinB3403 @scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        @scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                        Gives a new meaning to liar liar pants on fire.

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
                                          last edited by

                                          @DustinB3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                          @scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

                                          Gives a new meaning to liar liar pants on fire.

                                          Indeed

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            I really wish that there was a video of that.

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