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    • coliverC
      coliver @NattNatt
      last edited by

      @NattNatt said:

      in the middle of moving a load of desks round - the typical, "oh, we have 6 new starters and need their desks ready for tomorrow" type situation - and obviously only data cables for 4 pc's...did someone say future proofing? So I'm about to start my hunt for a small switch I can utilise for now...

      Man, I can't tell you the number of times that has happened to me in the past. I'm glad I don't handle users in that fashion anymore.

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      • dafyreD
        dafyre
        last edited by

        ROFL. Your users start tomorrow? At my last job, they started two weeks ago.

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        • DustinB3403D
          DustinB3403 @dafyre
          last edited by

          @dafyre Oh don't feel bad we had an employee leave a month ago, and IT is just now getting notified to close out the account.

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          • wirestyle22W
            wirestyle22
            last edited by

            Thank god I have off tomorrow.

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            • stacksofplatesS
              stacksofplates
              last edited by stacksofplates

              I saw this job posting for Systems Administrator in an email. No where in the posting does it say what you would be administering. I guess all of the systems?

              https://sjobs.brassring.com/tgwebhost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1164411&type=search&JobReqLang=1&recordstart=1&JobSiteId=5130&JobSiteInfo=1164411_5130&GQId=704&PartnerId=15783&SiteId=5130&aasi=10

              I guess it does say mainframe/midframe systems, but that's kind of vague.

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              • stacksofplatesS
                stacksofplates
                last edited by

                Wow I just watched a guy write a small COBOL program on z/OS. That was the most confusing thing I have ever seen.

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                • NattNattN
                  NattNatt @dafyre
                  last edited by

                  @dafyre said:

                  ROFL. Your users start tomorrow? At my last job, they started two weeks ago.

                  Well, technically they started Monday, but they've been on induction this week...

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                  • gjacobseG
                    gjacobse @MattSpeller
                    last edited by

                    @MattSpeller said:

                    Morning ML - feeling refreshed after a long weekend & ready to start in on fixing some broken garbage.

                    About time you came back.

                    BTW,.. you're out of Whiskey again.. Didn't want to leave half a bottle for you. just didn't seem right.

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                    • gjacobseG
                      gjacobse @MattSpeller
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                      @MattSpeller said:

                      @wirestyle22 shrug

                      She makes decent money and "works" ~10h a week from home. Honestly if anyone would pay me for that I'd do it.

                      Oh Gods,... Please no. if I could afford to...I'd pay you to NOT plug in the camera.

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                      • wirestyle22W
                        wirestyle22
                        last edited by

                        Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.

                        User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
                        Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
                        <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
                        Arrive at site
                        Check DVI cable.
                        It's loose.
                        Everything working.
                        go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
                        Cry into paper bag
                        Drive back to main building.

                        Today

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                        • RojoLocoR
                          RojoLoco @wirestyle22
                          last edited by

                          @wirestyle22 I hope there is a trophy shop nearby so you can get that user an "I'm an idiot!" trophy or plaque, as he/she proved their idiocy in one fell swoop.

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                          • wirestyle22W
                            wirestyle22 @RojoLoco
                            last edited by wirestyle22

                            @RojoLoco said:

                            @wirestyle22 I hope there is a trophy shop nearby so you can get that user an "I'm an idiot!" trophy or plaque, as he/she proved their idiocy in one fell swoop.

                            Oh you.

                            My company prides itself on feeling justified against all logic and reasoning

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                            • DashrenderD
                              Dashrender @wirestyle22
                              last edited by

                              @wirestyle22 said:

                              Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.

                              User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
                              Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
                              <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
                              Arrive at site
                              Check DVI cable.
                              It's loose.
                              Everything working.
                              go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
                              Cry into paper bag
                              Drive back to main building.

                              Today

                              Yep - users refuse to help! Of course they feel stupid when you show them the problem.

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                              • wirestyle22W
                                wirestyle22 @Dashrender
                                last edited by wirestyle22

                                @Dashrender said:

                                @wirestyle22 said:

                                Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.

                                User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
                                Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
                                <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
                                Arrive at site
                                Check DVI cable.
                                It's loose.
                                Everything working.
                                go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
                                Cry into paper bag
                                Drive back to main building.

                                Today

                                Yep - users refuse to help! Of course they feel stupid when you show them the problem.

                                That's just it--they don't. I can't even explain this company. It's like that place Tim Curry must have been in before he stepped out of that mirror in Legend.

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                                • gjacobseG
                                  gjacobse @Minion Queen
                                  last edited by

                                  @Minion-Queen said:

                                  Good morning ML! Hoping to stay warm here today. Feels like -7 here this morning.... brrrrrrrrr. In other news @art_of_shred got our Pellet stove fixed yesterday so we have actual heat in our house, just in time!

                                  Oh - so @art_of_shred is useful for something more than complaining about my 'response time' and taking the initiative on something... or .[redacted].

                                  @art_of_shred - Oh ye grand wise one of the Uni(brow)

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                                  • gjacobseG
                                    gjacobse @dafyre
                                    last edited by

                                    @dafyre said:

                                    ROFL. Your users start tomorrow? At my last job, they started two weeks ago.

                                    LOL.. that and the last round left a month ago..

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                                    • gjacobseG
                                      gjacobse @wirestyle22
                                      last edited by

                                      @wirestyle22 said:

                                      Troubleshooting with user reporting black screen. Ask them if the cable is plugged in. They tell me the bios text isn't loading either.

                                      User: Of course it's plugged in. I'm not an idiot!
                                      Me: Okay Okay. no problem.
                                      <situation doesn't make sense. might as well drive>
                                      Arrive at site
                                      Check DVI cable.
                                      It's loose.
                                      Everything working.
                                      go to Dunkin Doughnuts for Coffee.
                                      Cry into paper bag
                                      Drive back to main building.

                                      Today

                                      A-yup... happens all the time. But they swear it's plugged in.. or it has paper,.. and it's the correct printer.

                                      It's never their fault..

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                                      • RamblingBipedR
                                        RamblingBiped
                                        last edited by

                                        What Am I Doing Right Now? What I do every Thursday morning Pinky... Documenting obscure tasks and workflows.

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller
                                          last edited by

                                          Just back from a trip to the pharmacy and grocery store with the family.

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                                          • gjacobseG
                                            gjacobse @RamblingBiped
                                            last edited by

                                            @RamblingBiped said:

                                            What Am I Doing Right Now? What I do every Thursday morning Pinky... Documenting obscure tasks and workflows.

                                            0_1455206602320_cartoon-pinky__brain_thinking.jpg

                                            What does this button do? Zzzzzzhott!

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